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“Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot.” ~ D.H. Lawrence

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

World Gone Mad

Newsflash!

Negotiations between the human and feline contingents opened at 12:15 am this morning and after several fits & starts and back & forths and bug bites of various varieties, Bastet reentered the flat at 3:20 am, EST. Other than a couple ticks (so much for Revolution) she seems none the worse for wear (coat’s a little dry) and I woke up with her curled up next to me this morning so while part of me feels like a control freak, she’s not holding it against me.

*sigh* Fur kids.

The United Nations

Violence in East Timor continued to spiral out of control over the weekend, with U.N. Peacekeepers proving themselves to be ineffectual. The United Nations is at a crossroads. Either they go the way of the League of Nations or they start putting their foot down because in the last 20 years they have gotten on the fast track to being nothing but a huge waste of time and money.

I respect the idea and the ideals. The world is too small and too complicated to not have an open forum to discuss international issues, not only war, but agriculture, economic development, human rights, medical care, and international law. There’s a lot more in the U.N.’s plate than just America and Iraq. There are almost 200 nations on the earth and there needs to be some forum for them to hold moderated discussions so that they may work out differences and come to mutually beneficial arrangements. But the U.N. also needs to prove that not only they have cleaned house from the recent Oil for Food and Peacekeeper Rape scandals as well as corrected for the failures in Dafur and Rwanda. They must prove that they will not allow it’s members to break international law. That it can do more than simply provide a room but can make what is agreed upon in the room into a reality in order to create a more peaceful and universally prosperous world.

If they do not, they will pass into irrelevance as the League of Nations did shortly before the outbreak of WWII when they failed to take action when Hitler began re-arming Germany in direct violation of the Treaty of Versailles.

For example, the U.N. should be taking the lead in coordinating relief efforts such as those needed for the victim of the earthquake in Indonesia Saturday.

Prayers to them, may the Lord and Lady give them shelter and safety and help them find their loved ones.

I Doubt You Need Me to Tell You This…

Violence continued to increase in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Man, do I feel foolish for freaking out over my cat.

Anyway..

Mixed Feelings

Bush Signs Law to Prevent Protest at Military Funerals.

While I am an advocate of Free Speech, I do think protesting at a family funeral of a service man or women is in incredibly bad taste. When I heard about Westboro Baptist Church earlier and the actions taken by Patriot Guard Riders to keep them away from the funerals themselves I was disgusted and gratified respectively. But should it be illegal? Should the government start restricting protests on public property? I mean, more than they already are? (Y’know, I didn’t know Clinton had started that little gimmick. Jackass.) Had this been any other president, I would not have minded so much, but since this is George W. Patriot Act-“Hand Pick my Audience Please” Bush, it worries me.

Another Lesser Light

I forgot to mention this film the other day when I was speaking of smaller, but really good film Hollywood just didn’t market properly.

Cherish is quirky in a way the Hollywood wishes it could be. It gets labeled a romantic comedy, but it really isn’t. It’s the story of a codependent (though she is never actually labeled as such) girl in San Francisco who learns self confidence and independence by being trapped in her apartment by a bracelet program when a stalker frames her for murder. Staring Robin Tuney (Now of “Prison Break” fame) and greekily attractive and great actor (and vocalist I might add, I’ve seen the man perform when the “Down From the Mountain” Tour came to L.A.) Tim Blake Nelson who rose to fame as “Del” in Oh Brother, Where Out Thou? as her antagonistic and sympathetic Parole Officer, Cherish is a great but weird story that is a little bit of a jump for the audience to begin with, but from then on it’s allowed to breathe and grow naturally so that all the odd events and characters encountered are contained within a world that feels so real, the audience doesn’t even blink. The music is cool too.

Hope everyone has a great day!

Monday, May 29, 2006

Just a couple quick notes.

One of my cats got out Friday night and other than a quick visit to a Memorial Day BBQ that a very nice co-worker invited me too, I’ve pretty much been hanging out at home and looking for her. Last I saw she was playing “Sheena, Kitty of the Jungle” in the little stand of woods behind my house, but that was Saturday. So I’m starting to get a little twitchy/nervous. Not firing on all cylanders.


Coca Cola 600

Last night was the 600 which I listened to and monitored on Trackpass for the first time. For those that don’t know, Trackpass is a program offered for NASCAR fans that tracks some telemetry data in real time. Not only is it a live leader board and race scanner, you can read car speed, engine rpms, track position, even acceleration and braking, which is tres’ cool. And do it for two drivers at once, which is even cooler. It’s not 100%. It was particularly interesting to watch the car numbers jumping around the track during cautions. First caution Scott Riggs apparently flew backwards down the entire backstretch. And another Carl Edwards was coming down the front stretch…”No, now he’s on the back stretch. No, now he’s going into turn one. No, now he’s on pit road.” The little 99 was flying all over the place, I’m surprised he didn’t end up in the parking lot. But what can you expect for that much information being condensed into a fan site in real time.

But it’s very interesting and handy. For example, I could see how two drivers, like Jeff Gordon and Elliott Sadler handled acceleration through the turns. Jeffie hit the exact mid-point between turns one and two or three and four and stomped on it, but Elliott actually started accelerating before he hit the mid-point as he was coming out of turn one or three and accelerated much smoother. Now how much of that was his handling (having to enter turns slower ergo being able to accelerate sooner coming out of them) and how much is his style, having only watched one race this way, I’m not sure. If it is his style that’s pretty cool and proves what I have said about how he sets himself up in the turns. However, by the end of the race the car was pretty messed up and he was feathering it (I think that's the term) pretty heavily.

Anyway, not a good weekend for him over all but he seems to have handled it all with fair amount of grace. *golf clap* Remember what Churchill said Elliot, “When you are going through hell, just keep going.”

The 600 is an endurance trial, 100 miles longer than any other Cup race. 17 cars out of 42(?) finished on the lead lap, so that make Dale Jr.’s 11th place and Mark Martin 4th place finish very praise worthy. MM is up one and Dale Jr. maintains his points in the standings.

My Gawd, could it be MM’s year at last? That would be so schweet!

English as an Official Language

The French Canadian community in Maine, especially in mill towns like Lewiston, was very large minority. I got this as an e-mail from DrifterI and felt it sage enough to share:

“In regards to your comments on the "National Language" issue, the experience of the French-Canadians of Maine is instructive. They were strictly Francophone, growing up in French speaking parochial schools and living in a like community until the mid 1950's when some of the mills shut down and moved south following an extended strike. Most of the workers were totally unaware of the threat until it was too late. Basically, they had been sold our by their French speaking "Leadership". The following year, all parochial schools changed from French to English at the start of the school year.

O.K. before people start freaking out, I know this person. This next comment is facetious.

It is obvious that French-Canadians are one hell of a lot smarter than Mexicans as they made this transition without benefit of ESL classes. Then again, the Parochial schools were using their own money, rather than receiving subsidy for these students. Don St. Pierre, an engineer that I worked with in Biddeford entered the English speaking world when he walked into fourth grade that fall, yet he went on to graduate from UMO in a mechanical engineering syllabus.

There has to be a universal language in any country. I admit that even in France, you find a lot of people in certain regions who rely on school book French, being primarily Breton, Provencal, or Catalan. However, the universal language does prevent a lot of abuse.”


People do tend to forget that Latin American immigrants are not the first set of immigrants to go through this.

Congratulations!

To Karen and Curtis on the new furry addition. I just saw the pics and she’s a doll! Hope everything works out for the best, but with parents like you two, I’m not too worried about it turning out otherwise.

Will write more tomorrow! Have a nice night and Happy Memorial Day. Thanks to all the brave men and women in uniform, past and present, who have served their country’s call to arms.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Lighter Fare: NASCAR and Movies - EDIT

O.K. So I’m a NASCAR Ninny

Well, from reading the spate of articles that have come out online and in NASCAR Scene this week, I see I read the situation quite wrong. Elliott’s not in the same place he was last summer and it was silly of me to assume that. Not only has he taken on the Quarterback role that Tommy Baldwin ascribed to him at the beginning of this season very well, but has accepted his upcoming mantle of being the lead driver at RYR quite gracefully. Apologies to Mr. Sadler, I should have had more faith in him.

Apologies to RYR itself for assuming that they and not Elliott were the one who took him out of the Busch ride. From what Doug Yates and Elliott said, it seems that was Elliott’s decision, not theirs. Still, I am glad to see him back in it. I have to agree with Yates on this one: More track time = more experience. Hopefully that experience is something that not only Elliott, but Baldwin, can mine.

I would again like to commend both Sadler and the organization for stepping up to the plate and making changes to get the #38 back in contention. It’s refreshing to see an organization that doesn’t whine about “We’re traditional, we don’t like to change.” when it’s so very obvious that they need to.

“I’m a very competitive person.” You don’t say Mr. Elliott-sports-driving-sports-hunting-sports-video games-sports-Sadler. I would have never known. ;)

It has also been interesting reading the commentary on the Speed Channel board about the Yates-Roush engine program and the benefits to each. The popular concept is that Roush was the one that benefited the most from it but I have to wonder if that is true. As has just been demonstrated, Yates doesn’t put up with bad situation forever. I also would like to commend Yates for not whining, as Roush is, about Toyota coming into the sport or at least pinpointing honestly what the worry really is: the vast amount of resources and money Toyota has at their disposal.

Best of luck to the #38, the #8 and the #6 teams this weekend for the 600!

Sleepers

Being as I am just working over the summer, that means I come home at night with nothing hanging over my head. This is something fairly new for me in the last, jeez, 7 years? Either I have been doing the work-school thing or I was slowly packing up and getting ready to move here. So now I have evenings free to do as I please sans guilt, so I’ve been working my way through my movie collection. (When that runs out, I might give in and get a PS2…thinking about it.) Anyway, all that lead in to discuss some films that didn’t make the splash in the entertainment industry that they really deserved to. Small budgets, great stories and good acting. Gawd knows the public doesn’t want to see any of that. These aren’t snooty art house films, but truly enjoyable “lesser kights” that just didn’t make it into the limelight they deserved.

The Gift. Cate Blanchett stars in this film set in the gulf coast about a reader (clairvoyant) who gets involved in a murder case. Besides being one of the most realistic portrayals of psychic abilities I have seen onscreen*. The story is filled with interesting characters in a convoluted plot that would make Hitchcock certainly sit up and take notice, if not applaud outright. Great acting with Giovanni Ribisi (who was incredible), Greg Kinnear, Hillary Swank and yes, Keanu Reeves does actually act, it’s filled with scary moments with a couple that makes you jump right out of your seat.

Sneakers. In the last few years, this film has developed it’s own humble cult status. Quite frankly, when it came out I don’t think the studio knew how to market this because it has good elements of both a cloak and dagger thriller and a comedy and it blends them extremely well. The cast is incredibly high powered for such a small film: Robert Redford, Sidney Pointier, David Strathairn, Dan Ackroyd, River Phoenix and Ben Kingsley as the villain). High concept tech for the time (for those were pre-internet days of 1992), yet the story is so good, the plot so twisted, and the comedy so well done that it still holds up watching it 14 years later. The score rocks too.

Pitch Black. Now I’ve heard many negative comments about this film, but they’re from everyone outside the SciFi community generally who openly hate SciFi. This film unapologetically entwines elements of “Alien” and the iconic Issac Asimov short story “Nightfall” but it does so extremely well. What makes this film great, besides the plot, action and effects, is the fact that is a character driven SciFi movie that was very well written. It seems that usually in large cast thrillers, every character usually gets his moment of “Hi, my name is so-and-so, this is my background.” With the exception on Riddick having a single brief moment of talking about his personal history, you never learn the any of character’s backgrounds and yet it is written so well you know them and what they are about to do. I was utterly blown away by that.

The Red Violin. This one might dabble on the edge of “art house”, but it is brisk moving enough to be a very entertaining drama. The idea of the story is to track “the world most perfect acoustical instrument” in it’s journey from 17th century Italy, romance/Victorian era England to the newly born Red China and finally to a modern art auction house in Montreal. The themes are the passion inspired by and for music and how the love of music transcends both culture and time. The story construction is elaborate due to it being told both forward from the kitchen of a 17th century Italian Artisans wife and backward from Samuel L. Jackson (yes, Mister Bad-Ass does do drama, and rather well I might add) expert trying to trace down it’s history. Yet it is never confusing nor burdensome. It’s just a great story filled with interesting characters.

Those are just the ones off the top of my head, I may add more latr on in the day.

*I point out the Gift as being one the best portrayal of psychic abilities because most films about witches and neo-pagan beliefs are really, really bad. As someone said in 24 Hour Party People: “If you have to choose between fact and the legend, chose the legend.” Hollywood always goes for the most sensationalistic and usually negative, portrayal of this faith as possible. The truth is almost all witches are just folks trying to make a living, pay the bills, drive their kids to school and soccer practice, and come home at night to fix dinner and sit down to watch King of Queens or CSI:New York. No pacts with dark powers, no lightening bolts coming out of their hands. They’re just folks. I’m not “gifted”, certainly not in the sense that Annie Wilson is, through I do have some experience with reading and know people far more gifted than myself and this film has it right. Many people pointed out that Annie is using ESP cards rather than the traditional Tarot deck, but the truth is the cards or the lines on the palm of a hand or tea leaves are just a catalyst for one’s other vision. Anything can be used as that catalyst and indeed, most people who “see” do tend to find small omens and auguries in the general world as they go about their business as Annie does (like the pencil falling off the desk in The Gift). It also points out the terrible misconceptions readers and those of the Neo-Pagan faiths (note the “and”, clairvoyance is not specific to any faith) have to deal with from people who don’t know and don’t care to know what it’s really all about.

EDIT: Like the people who are stonewalling this.

The only other film to come close in essence, through not in effect, was Practical Magic. Granted, there are some very spiffy special effects, but the bond of the women at the core of this film as well as Sally’s explanation of the Craft in the hot house is what is the most like Wicca and the neo-pagan faiths in the real world. That too is a really great fun movie, though it may be a little too estrogen laden for most guys.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

All I Got Are Questions - Edited

First of all, I forgot to give props to Elliott for coming in third for being voted into the All Star. Not that what Kyle was doing wasn’t cool, it was. Very. But the charity campaign he did and the fact that all the weight of the “Junior Nation” falls behind Martin Truex Jr. whenever he is up for a vote makes coming in third a pretty fine accolade.

EDIT 2: I just read Jayski and now NASCAR.com. Wow! A racing organization is having problems back at the shop...and they're actually addressing them! How refreshing! Here's hoping to see some great cars coming out of RYR for the second half of the season! *Yea!*

And Elliott gets his Busch ride back! **Double Yea!**

EDIT 3: I was reading through the CEO's copy of Machine Design when I stumbled across a familiar name: Roush Performance Products. Apparently they are the ultimate in aftermarket upgrades to trucks. Check it out. I know I'm very green and want to cut our oil dependant ties with the Middle East, but still....*drool*.

Check out the sidebar about the Porche that was turned into a truck too.

The Immigration Wrangle Continues To Go On.

First of all, I have to wonder if this isn’t some distracting tactic that backfired on the Bush administration. First Social Security and now this.

People tend to forget that for half of the nations history, there was no immigration law. “Give me your tired, you poor, your huddled masses yearning to be free” was taken at face value and the United States was open to all comers sorta…. The alien act of 1790 stated that “any alien, being a free white person, may be admitted to become a citizen of the United States" which for the time was pretty liberal considering nations in Europe were kicking people out for being the wrong sect of Christianity.

This is of course ignoring the simple fact the White Anglo-Saxon Protestants, the first English colonists, were themselves immigrants.

I love watching the mental gymnastics white supremacists do after you throw that one into the fray.

In 1882, the first immigration law was passed, and not to our credit. It was a law to restrict the number of Chinese people entering the nation, which they were doing in large numbers. They pretty built our railroads west of the Mississippi and much of old California.

Then in 1890, we began to “process” immigrants: inspecting, admitting or rejecting them. Ellis Island was opened two years later. From then on it’s just been more and more laws. A quota system was put in place to allow more “desirable” people in such as English and French, but keep out as many “undesirables” such as those of Jewish decent, as possible. Sadly, this is why many of them could not flee to the U.S. when the Third Reich began it’s “Final Solution”. Non-resident aliens within the U.S. were all required to register with the government and carry a, “Alien Registration Receipt Card”, the precursor of the Green card in 1940. In 1952, the immigration system we know now was put in place, but acts in 1968 and 1972 eliminated any preferential acceptance based on race, sex, religion or country of origin.

Now many people, such as myself, have wondered if we want to stop illegal immigration, why don’t we fine companies that hire illegal immigrants? Well, we already have that law in place. A law passed in 1986 went after companies that employed illegal immigrants and also cracked down on marriage fraud. In 1990, we passed a law restricting aliens again, but this time based on occupation to curtail the flood of unskilled workers entering the country.

Now here is an interesting tidbit I just learned, in 2003 the department of immigration was suborned to the Office of Homeland Security. (You’ll have to forgive me if this is old news to you all, but this isn’t a subject I paid much attention to until
recently.)

Well, after FEMA I think we all know what happened then. Maybe instead of thousands of miles and billion of wasted dollar in fencing, we should just stop Chertoff from siphoning off Immigration and Naturalization funds and give the department it’s autonomy back.

It seems a case of having all the laws we need in place, we just need to actually enforce them. Instead of creating an entire underclass of disenfranchised people in this country, I think the answer to stopping illegal immigration is cracking down, very hard, on the companies that hire illegal immigrants. If there are no jobs for people who come into the country illegally, they won’t come into the country illegally.

The problem is this means Bush would have to go after his next to last and most important political ally: Business. Evangelicals who think Bush is working for them are blind, Bush works for Business. Everything he has done in office proves that. So rather than actually stopping the problem at the source, he throws gobs of money we don’t have to make a useless gesture.

As for English being the official language…I really can't see a problem with that. If you move to France, you have to learn to speak French. If you move to China, you have to learn to speak Chinese. My sister in law is Japanese and she taught here. Her English is just fine, even though now dosed with a Maine accent *chuckle*. My nephew is being raised in a bi-lingual household, but it’s BI-lingual. He’s going to be able to swim in both languages which is not only proven to be a benefit to children’s learning skills and useful to him as an adult, but just darn cool. But that’s on a personal or household level. He will come home speak Japanese with his mother (and probably Dad too) and write his grandparents in Kanji, but he will be able to take full advantage of being in an American schools and work in an American workplace.

Los Angeles is a bi-lingual city and the number of people that live there for years, decades even, without learning the English is pretty appalling. I know this may piss off some of my friends back there, but the level to which non-English speaker is catered to is has made our schools and cities more cumbersome certainly, and I think those people have been denied full access to the American Dream because of their being segregated by language in the workplace. I don’t think it’s a bad thing to require people here learn to speak English. ESL programs are great, but not for a person's entire life.

If anyone wants to chime in here, I’m fully open to debate on this. I’ve just got my point of view. I’m sure there are other very valid points of view as well. Immigration is a very difficult, touchy and complex issue and the more open discussion we have on it the better.

Let’s Take a Breather

O.K. the latest issue of the Smith came yesterday.

The first thing that caught my eyes was: Who’s Counting: 330,000 scarab beetles from the Museum of Natural History are on loan to the University of Nebraska. The family of 35,000 species included yes, the June Bug.

Did the Smith just acknowledge Jyoonyer mania?

There is a great article titled Wyeth’s World (The site doesn't have the articles posted yet) which is a look at the uniquely American vision of Andrew Wyeth, most famous for Christina World. As the article observes everyone relates to the iconic piece in their own way. (For example until this article I never realized that she was crippled and crawling up the hill. I see it as a wild moment of despair in the inherent repression of an extremely limited existence. )

I call Wyeth’s work uniquely American because so many of them are lone figures in an overwhelming landscape or surroundings. Even the ones without human figures seem to be visions that evoke a sort of frontier remoteness, each with their own story that is generated within the observers mind. Even what are on the surface more erotic pieces like Day Dream have an gentling, “home-y” quality to them the humanizes the figures and makes them utterly comfortable yet stil remote and somewhat...off.

“People have pigeonholed Wyeth as a realist, a virtuoso draftsman, almost like a camera recording his world, and we want to demonstrate that realism is only the beginning of his method, which is so much more fantastic and artful and memory based than people may have realized. And strange.”

Strangeness hidden or perhaps revealed by an exacting normally or realism, which too is a very American trait. The idea of the thin skin of normal Americana covering a sometimes dark strangeness that was so well capitalized on by David Lynch is something that goes a ways back in American culture. Peyton Place, first published in 1956 was one of the first to peel the layer of sweet sleepy rural America back and address the things that were happening behind the closed door of quaint New England cottages. (And speaking from small town experience, yeah there a lot of stuff the goes on that doesn’t make it into Norman Rockwell paintings.)

However unlike Lynch and Metalious who consider the normalcy to be nothing more than a facade, Wyeth gives equal honor on his canvas to both the normalacy and the strangeness.

Were I much more learned in art I could probably go on, but this is about the extent of my artistic analytical abilities.

Anyway, good article and a great artist.

Gee, It’s Not All Swell Mr. President?

Golly, I would have never known…

While it is vaguely nice to hear him vaguely admit there were mistakes made (singling out Abu Gharib does not even begin to cover the incredible amount of mistakes made in Iraq: See Blind Into Bagdhad) this weeks speech doesn’t even begin to address the culpability the Bush administration had directly in making Iraq the mess it is now.

A man in a chef's uniform, complete with tall white hat, went to the microphone and thanked Bush "on behalf of all the cooks and chefs in our country" for creating jobs in the restaurant industry and "running the country the way a chef would run the country." He said he hoped Bush's brother - Florida Gov. Jeb Bush - would run for the White House and continue Bush's policies.

I call shenanigans. I’ve worked in a four star, they don’t wear tall white hats and if Bush ran a professional kitchen the way he has run this country, the restaurant would be closed in six months.

I mean, really, can you see it?

First he would advertise as a steakhouse, only people would show up to find a Souplantation. He wouldn’t change the menu to please the customers, following doggedly on his “singular culinary vision” even if it didn't sell. What did sell he would under charge people who wore Armani and over charge those wearing clothes from J.C. Penny. He would use cheap substitutions for the high quality items on the menu, he’d chisel his wait staff and make them buy their own uniforms. He kick out anyone of talent and experience that had a dissenting voice or independent idea, he’d run the resturaunt DEEP into the red within months (not that that is hard for a start up, but then the United States wasn’t exactly a start up country). He'd wouldn't lock up at night and he wouldn't bother with sanitation, instead accusing the Health inspectors of working for a competing resturaunt rather than addressing any issues they bring to his attention.

Months? This place would be boarded up within weeks.

What idiocy, but then I suspect this was a clumsily engineered attempt and making Bush seem popular amougn the service industry.

Will the new government stabilize Iraq?

Administration officials have said the establishment of a new government is a key step toward stabilizing Iraq and making discussion of an eventual American troop pullout possible. But they said it was unlikely to lead to a reduction of violence anytime soon.

That’s sort of like a doctor saying a patient in the ICU’s prognosis is “guarded”. Not a good sign.

Is it good they have finally seated a government? Yes. But a government was seated in Afghanistan two years ago and the violence there continues to escalate.

While the New PM’s cabinet is more balanced than anticipated (though we await with baited breath who is named for Secretaries of the Interior and Defense), the Iranian influenced Shi’ite controls of many culturally important seats. This makes me wonder if after we leave, if the country doesn’t dissolve into Civil War (which given the violence this week, it may) as it did after the English left in the 1950's, the country isn’t just going to become a satellite or partner of theocratic Iran. So while we have removed a dictator, we will have helped create a yet another second theocracy in the Middle East that really, REALLY, hates the U.S.

But then, some people here seem to like theocracies, constantly railing against that burdensome “Separation of Church and State” thing, so they should be very happy that we helped another theocracy come into being.

And what are we doing to cut our apron strings to the Middle East? Nothing. And with the oil rich countries in South America nationalizing their oil industries and much of our manufacturing overseas, it entirely possible that U.N. Sanctions could economically hurt us.

Barring a civil war, I just really don’t know how this country could be a bigger mess.

And it is a mess. It’s not one huge thing wrong as it was back in 1860 (well, the Bush administration, but we’re talking issues here), there are ton of different things wrong: Iraq, Immigration, violations of constitutional rights, poverty, economy, national debt, torture and holding prisoners in violation of the Geneva Convention, the disappearing middle class, repairing the Gulf Coast, FEMA, loss of manufacturing jobs, the environment, quality of education, out of control Health Care costs, government and business ethics violations, the large amount of control Big Business has over the government, cutting of veterans benefits, actual honest to gawd security, terrorism which continues worldwide (and not just in the Middle East), the two party system which has become the Squabbling Siblings system while the public roots for their favorite team like it’s a freakin’ sport, let see, am I forgetting anything?

Aigh, it just boggles my mind thinking about it all. We think just because we have satellite dishes and running water that everything is just spiffy, but it’s not. The U.S. has a lot of problems running just under the surface, problems that threaten to drag us down in time unless we address them rather than chasing after phantoms and making useless gestures.

It’s no wonder Jeb won’t run, who the hell want to clean up that mess? I pity the multiple administrations that have to come in after this one and try and straighten it all out because it will take many, many years to rectify the mistakes that have been made.

Just In Time for the Davinci Code

Another article in this month's Smithsonian Magazine well worth reading is Who Was Mary Magdalene? This article breaks down the popular concept of Mary as the repentant whore to her biblical roots, which have no mention of her family or occupation (much less being married to Jesus in any canonical or noncanonical gospel) prior to accompanying Jesus and The Twelve. Around the 6th century in the early Catholic Church, Pope Gregory the Great turned her into an amalgam of several women mentioned into the Gospels. As most congregations through the Middle Ages and Renaissance were illiterate, and indeed many of the Priests in rural areas were as well, this version of Mary is what entered Western consciousness despite having no Biblcal reference.

What is interesting about the article is that it also tracks the role of women in the church from Christ’s considering women to be equals under the eyes of God (Citing St. Paul and the non-canonical Gospel of Mary) and therefore worthy of roles of leadership, to women being “reduced to their sexual roles, even if sexuality itself was reduced to the realm of temptation, the source of human unworthiness. All of this- from the sexualizing of Mary Magdalene to the emphatic veneration of the virginity of Mary, mother of Jesus, to embrace celibacy as a clerical ideal (which was not universally embraced when the church began), to the marginalizing of female devotion, to the recasting of piety as self denial, particularly through penitential cults- came to a kind of defining climax at the end of the 16th century….it was then that the rails along which the church – and the Western imagination- would run were set...”

Thus Mary of Magdala, who began as a powerful woman at Jesus side “became” in Haskins summary” the redeemed and Christianity’s model of repentance, a manageable, controllable figure, and an effective weapon and instrument of propaganda against her own sex.” There were reasons of narrative form for which this happened. There was a harnessing of sexual restlessness to this image. There was the humane appeal of a story that emphasized the possibility of forgiveness and redemption. But what most drove the anti-sexual sexualizing of Mary Magdalene was the male need to dominate women. In the Catholic Church, as elsewhere, that need is still being met.”


Philip K. Dick

Only in the last 20 years or so the film world of SciFi has fallen more and more under the sway of a man practically unknown in the popular culture. Philip K. Dick was a paranoid with multiple physical and emotional problems that often led him to question to question the nature of reality before the Wachowski Brothers were even born.

The one film most are familiar with is Bladerunner which is based off Dick’s "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" which questions the nature of humanity. The cheesily executed Total Recall is based on his short story “We Can Remember It For You Wholesale" that questions the nature of memory. The underrated and nearly unknown Dark City (tres’ cool film) is said to have drawn on one of PKD’s works and the known yet still underrated Minority Report (often called “Spielberg’s apology for A.I.” in the SciFi world *chuckle*) is based on a “Dickinson” short story of the same name that questions the nature of free will and predestination. Now there is a film coming out called Scanner Darkly also based on a Dickinson novel which questions the reality of self and how that self perceives reality through a drug cult.

“My major preoccupation is the question, 'What is reality?' Many of my stories and novels deal with psychotic states or drug-induced states by which I can present the concept of a multiverse rather than a universe.” ~Philip K. Dick

I find it interesting from an anthropological point of view that in the late quarter of the 20th century, we as a culture became enamored of the questions of reality and truth that were first asked thousands of years ago by the Hindus and the Greeks and have been almost the sole bailiwick of philosophers ever since. I wonder what is happening in western culture that has made these questions more mainstream?

Anyway, if you like these films and others such as Thirteenth Floor and EXsitenZ, you should probably give PKD's short stories a whirl.

Monday, May 22, 2006

NASCAR: The Open and Kip Get's Bossy (Like that's something new...)

;)

Well that was eventful.

I watched the all the lead up to the AllStar race, but since it was proven in the Open that basically whomever was in front was going to stay in front (and the food at the sports bar always makes me sick) and the field was too damn small (but given that one wreck took out half the field, maybe that was a good thing). So I headed home after the driver introductions.

First and foremost: credit where credit is due: Elliott did a great job in the open picking off half the field in 20 laps. Props to the man.

Now…I love my guys. They’re both kick-butt wheel men, but they both came out of paved late model experience and Saturday night Robby Gordon proved why the open wheel guys are always going to have the drop on drivers with only stock experience: Open wheelers have more car control and in slippery situations like a newly paved track with hard tires (who’s bright idea was that anyway?), that is going to serve them well. I know Dale Jr. hates it, but it would probably behoove both he and Elliott to give some thought to finding some time to go play in the dirt and develop some more comfort sliding it through the turns.

After DW’s commentary during the rain delay ‘net rumors are yet again flying about the future of RYR and where Elliott is going to end up. I’ve heard the talk about UPS following DJ to the Waltrip/Toyota outfit (and it this stage that’s all it is: talk), but nothing about M&M pulling out. And though there are rumors up on Jayski of Sadler following DJ into the Toyota fold, he and Yates have both publicly denied he’s going anywhere. So that's that.

I don’t usually agree with Jaws, but when he said that RYR’s performance at Darlington was a disgrace he was right. Elliott came on the scene as a short track wiz kid and he’s also proven himself on the mid-sizes at Texas and California. To watch he and DJ struggle the way they did last week was just frustrating. It sure as heck would be nice if they could put a decent car under him at something other than RP tracks. Yeah, Yates has the power, but there’s something back at the shop with the handling (maybe in the chassis construction itself?) that not happinin’, if ya knowwhatImean.

What worries me the most at this stage in the game is Elliott himself. This is not a good look for him and I’m not talking about the firesuit. Granted, I haven’t been able to listen in on the radio traffic this year so I don’t have the insight I did last year but I’m seeing more and more pictures like this and I don’t like it. Elliotts should be happy and he’s getting the same look we saw so often over the end of August and September last year when he admitted to doubting himself. Now he seemed to power through that and he doesn’t have reason to second guess his decisions on the track this time, but as one friend of mine said, “What’s going to make or break Elliott Sadler is Elliott Sadler. He has all the pieces: he has the talent, he has the skill, he has the drive, he has the personality, he has the looks. (He also has the smarts, I might add.) He’s got all pieces. He's got the entire package, it's just not coming together right now and the only one who can put it together is Elliott Sadler. DJ can't do it for him, Yates can't do it for him...Maybe he needs a family intervention? His family is his strength. Can you write Hermie?" Citing Smoke's Busch days and Travis Kvapil, she thinks it's because he's "listening to other people." I don't know what it is exactly. I have an idea or two, but I'm not close enough to the situation to say with any kind of authority. Could be multiple things. From what I can see he had the pieces pretty well put together in 2004 and it paid off, but somewhere a long the line he seems to have sort of...come apart. IMO, fans like me can tell him he got a championship in him (and he does) until we’re blue in the face, Yates can tell him that, DJ can tell him that, but it won’t matter until he finds it in himself and knows it where it counts (taps chest). That’s what will get him through these long dry spells in-between good cars and help make the most with both what he got underneath him and the decisions he has in front of him.

Armchair pit crewing, I know, I know. *chuckle* Win, lose or shave his head and become a Buddhist monk, I’m a fan but at some point we all need a foot judiciously placed in our hindquarters.

Well, next week promises to be interesting-in-a-Chinese-curse-kind-of-way again with the Hendricks guys complaining about some pretty horrendous chatter going into the turns and having to set up the car wicked loose for the hard tires to come in, which they only do for 10 laps or so, and the smaller fuel cell… *oi!*

It’s gonna be a "once more into the breach dear friends" kinda night.

Less esoteric topics tomorrow... ;)

Sunday, May 21, 2006

In the Interim...

I'll type some content tomorrow, but in the meantime here are some more pictures of the area I took while tromping around today. I would have followed the stream further down to the river itself, but I remember that I had been warned this is copperhead country and I was just wearing sneakers. Wild child I may be, but I’m not stupid. I think I’m going to be buying some hiking boots before I start splashing around at the river’s edge.


Still, this is so cool. I could have spent hours here playing as a kid.


Here is a treee that had been cut down from the adjoining field. The thing is as wide as I am tall. Can you imagine what this was like when it was standing?















Tell me you wouldn't have broken your neck playing Tarzan on these when you where a kid? (What are these vines anyway?)

















So more politics, Philip K. Dick and Jayski/DW rumors, right after this break...

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Let's Start With Something Fun --- EDIT

Tristan and Isolde

I just watched this film. Standing alone, for someone with no prior knowledge of the legend it’s entertaining.

Unfortunately, the entire reason I got into history (apart from my family) in the first place was because I fell in love with Arthurian legends and traced them back to their historical roots in the dark ages and the chivalric courts of Provence, where they were popularized. So I flinched a lot.

14th century swords, viking style ships, longbows, stone castles...*twitch, twitch* but we'll ignore that nit picking.

Tristan and Isleut was one of the many local legends that were folded into the greater Arthurian Mythos by romance writers of the middle ages. If you actually sit down to read Le Morte’ de Arthur, written by Malory in the 15th century (and it is a weighty tome), you will find it a jumbled collection of stories of a large number of knights, some of whom appear briefly in the pages for a single adventure, only to disappear back into obscurity.

A favorite example of this is Sir Tor, credited as the offspring of Sir Pellinore born “on the wrong side of the blanket” as the phrase goes, who shows up at Arthur’s wedding to be made a knight. Some damosel’s (the book is filled with random damosels) brachet (a dog, the book is filled with them too) gets stolen and Arthur sends Tor out to prove himself by recovering the dog. After about 20 pages of strange adventure he succeeds, returns, is made a knight and promptly disappears from the story until the attempted execution of Guinevere when he is only mentioned as being present. Probably he went off and lived quietly on his estate with the damosel, who married him in gratitude.

Smart man.

Sir Tor is probably a local legend from somewhere in Britian of a local lad who made good with his local lord that Mallory simply incorporated into the greater Arthurian legend, trying to create a synthesis of all of Britain’s scattered legends into one greater whole.

Anyway, like Arthur, T&I have Celtic roots, but whereas Arthur is from the Gauls & Bretons (France), T&I are probably Welsh or Irish in origin. It is probably a later adaptation of the Irish myth of the star crossed love of Diarmat and Grainne, who meet at her wedding to an Irish King, his Uncle. She puts a sleeping potion in all the wedding party’s cups except Diarmat and when they all drop, she “grabs him by the ears” and demands he take her away with him.

Never get between an Irish woman and what she wants.

Isolde is a much more passive, which shows the legend probably passed through Briton or Norman hands. Celtic women had rights that were rather unheard of in the western world. Unlike the film, they could not be forced to marry against their will. Irish women owned property and there is a legend of Maeve, the Irish Queen of Connaught who is the central mover and shaker in the biggest legend of Ancient Ireland, the Cattle Raid of Cooley, which involves Ancient Ireland’s biggest hero, Cuchulain. While Welsh women couldn’t own property or rule, they could get divorced, walk out on their husbands if abused (and then the abusive husband would have to deal with her male relatives, physically) or he became leperous or impotent, and retain rights to her children. EDIT: Adultery was more complicated. She could walk out if he caught him cheating, however if he managed to convince her to stay three times, as in she caught him cheating on three separate occasions and stayed, then she knew what she had gotten into and couldn't use that as grounds for divorce. (There was also no stigma attached to being born out of wedlock. If the man acknowleged the child in anyway as his own, even if he just gave her money or goods under the table to support the kid, the baby was his heir with as much rights as any children the man had in marriage.)

Guenevere’s obstinance and independance probably stems from the Authruian legend’s basis in ancient Brittany (the Bretons are more closely related to the Welsh than their French neighbors), though with the rise of Christianity, this female obstinance not only had to be punished, it had to be shown as destroying a knigdom. It is amusing that while the kingdom is ripped apart by Genevere’s adultry, by Malory’s account she had welcomed at least 3 by-blows of Arthur at her court. I can only imagine her gritting her teeth until Lancelot came around.

The movie stays somewhat true to the basic story of how Tristan and Isolde met though their discovery, though the historical set up is all wrong. No one was trying to unite Britian. Scott was pulling a Malory in reverse and incorporated that part of the Arthurian legend into T&I. Nor did Ireland have the kind of control in Britian implied in the film, certainly not over the entire island. Irish people are raiders by nature. They didn’t fight over land, but what they could steal. One could say the earliest cattle rustlers in the western world were the ancient Irish. Often local lords on the coast of Britain would strike a bargain with raiders (first the Irish on the west coast and later the Danes/Vikings on the east coast) of giving them payment to send them on their merry way with no bloodshed. This suited all involved until the payments demanded got more onerous as which is what happened with King Mark, Tristan’s Uncle. He sends Tristan out to fight the Irish Morholt, who was in fact Isolde’s uncle through her mother (no, no lecherously forboding scene in the kitchen, sorry).

It’s bloody. Both are mortally wounded and Morholt draggs himself back to Ireland to die in his sister’s arms.

So when Tristan and Isolde meet when he driftes ashore comatose and with no memory, she realizes he is her motal enemy for killing her blood when a peice of metal removed from Morholt’s skull turns out to fit the gap kocked out of the blade of Tristian’s sword. So, it’s not love at first sight for her.

Tristian returns to Ireland. Mark, one day pressed by his retainers to begett an heir, declares he will marry the woman who’s golden hair a sparrow just dropped in his window. Tristan, already halfway besotted with Isolde, instantly recognizes who’s hair it is (this is medieval romance, bear with me) and packs off the Ireland to fetch the fetching princess.

Isolde, resigned to her fate, mixes up a love potion for her and Mark to share to make the first few years of marriage a little easier, but on the return trip her maid accidently pours it out into the wine glasses of Tristan and Isolde.

Whoops.

It’s very similar set up to the Arthur-Genevere-Lancelot triangle where everyeone adores one another and tries as hard as they can not to cause any other one pain. The story goes on with the lovers denying one another for honor sake and then having at it like rabbits when the honor breaks down. Well, this can’t last for long. Mark eventually tries to execute Tristan for adultery and consigns Isolde to a leper house as punishment. Tristan makes the derring-do escape, rescues Isolde and they ride off into…

The potion wears off.

*sigh* O.K. back Isolde honorably goes to Mark and Tristan goes to the continent and marries Isolde of the White Hands (no relation, but awfully similar). Eventually Tristan is mortally wounded in battle and sends for first Isolde to heal him with the caveat that if she isn’t coming, the ship should use black sails. Isodle W.H. says by his bedside and watches the window and as Isolde’s white sailed ship appears on the horizon, she tells him the sails are black and he dies on the spot. So she runs in, sees he's dead and dies on the spot of grief. Thus supplying the necessary tragic scene for the ending of this moral story.

Romeo and Juliet got nuthin’ in this pair.

Anyway, for those just watching the film, it’s very entertaining. Lots of good sword fights.

Just Heinous

Mentally Ill Troops Sent Into Combat in Iraq

“The Hartford Courant, citing records obtained under the federal Freedom of Information Act and more than 100 interviews of families and military personnel, reported numerous cases in which the military failed to follow its own regulations in screening, treating and evacuating mentally unfit troops from Iraq…

Twenty-two U.S. troops committed suicide in Iraq last year. That number accounts for nearly one in five of all noncombat deaths and was the highest suicide rate since the war started, the newspaper said.

The paper reported that some service members who committed suicide in 2004 or 2005 were kept on duty despite clear signs of mental distress, sometimes after being prescribed antidepressants with little or no mental health counseling or monitoring. Those findings conflict with regulations adopted last year by the Army that caution against the use of antidepressants for "extended deployments."


And Bush is busy cutting Veteran’s health, including mental health, disability and death benefits.

What’s this about “Supporting the Troops” again?

I’m telling you, it’s time to go back to the day when it was expected of our presidents to have military (real military) service. I don’t want another dipwad who has no idea what it’s like to be shot at making decisions about where, when, how and most especially, WHY American military personnel are shot at.

Not Trolling

Bush Defends Domestic Spying

My worry isn’t that Bush will use access to phone record to “troll through personal lives”, my worry is that he will target free Americans who criticize that government, such as myself, as a “threat to national security” and harass and incarcerate us. Remember also that SCOTUS is still ducking on ruling whether a person can be thrown in jail indefinitely with no charges brought against them. Combine that direct violation of Article One of the Constitution with the violation of the 4th amendment and you have a very, very scary America.

Most of the Left leaning people I know wonder why I’m a firm believer in the 2nd amendment when I don’t even own a gun. This is why. (Well, that and the people who need them for hunting.) If Bush didn’t have to contend with an armed populace, it frightens me what he and the neo-conservatives would try.

He’s already suggested deploying troops on American soil.

I Really Wish McCain Wouldn’t *Do* Things Like This

At least he was supporting political dissent.

McCain garnered a lot of favor from me for speaking out against the U.S. Government’s use of torture in Iraq. McCain seems to be a classic or traditional small government paleoconservative, which while I don’t agree with them on several points, I can at least respect the philosophy. Of course is being vilified by the evangelical neo-conservative.

Falwell said, "McCain has sold out to the liberal element of the party and is purposely closing himself off from the important conservative base of the GOP. The result of that policy will not result in a 'big tent,' but a circus tent."

He did not. He just took a stand one what he perceived as something inherently wrong and for the neo-con right to try to paint being against torture as part of a “liberal agenda” rather than Humanity and Rational Thought 101 is disgusting. Utterly vile. Nor does McCain have anything to apologize to Falwell for. Falwell’s comments were blatantly intolerant and he was using the horrific deaths of 3,000 people as a political tool (remember how the ACLU was included in that rant? Tell me it wasn’t political.) to further his agenda of intolerance.

The problem is McCain is falling into the same trap Dole did: He’s trying to be all things to all people and becoming nothing to everyone. Kissing the Bush administration’s butt is turning off voters like myself who might be tempted to “cross party lines” to vote for him and what this article makes clear is that unless he “drinks the kool-aid” and converts wholeheartedly to Bush’s faith-based politics (not Christian faith, but the way Bush lets his myopic belief in a worldview rule his decisions and actions rather than facts and rational thought), he’s not going to get the evangelical right. While he is doing all this he is forgetting the majority of the county: People in the mushy middle who do not fall into either extremist category but hold to some conservative ideals and some liberal ones. After 8 years of this gawdawwful, unethical scandal ridden administration, the Republican party HAS to bring someone to the fore with principles. Someone who is going to make a stand and say “no this is wrong”. McCain made a great running start, but he’s losing ground by spreading himself too thin.

GM Comes Around.

The H1 To Be Abandoned.

“GM has steadily expanded the Hummer line but shrunk the models' size. In 2002, GM introduced the H2, a medium-size version, and last spring it brought out the H3, the smallest of the group. The H3, which sports a 5-cylinder engine, is popular, but the entire Hummer group has been outsold this year by the Toyota Prius, a gas-electric hybrid. A key member of GM's board of directors has suggested that GM scrap Hummer altogether to save cash.”

Wow.

Not only will we not have to deal with the sheer obnoxiousness of what some people have termed the “ultimate in penile compensation” (let’s face it, the only person who can legitimately own a Hummer is Robby Gordon because he actually uses it), could this be a sign of economic, social and environmental responsibly becoming part of the American popular culture?

Gods, let hope so.

To Deal With a Dichotomy

I’ve had people point out to me how it sounds odd that someone who has environmentalism as a (just one) cornerstone of her political ideology to enjoy auto racing.

That fact is the fuel consumed and pollution put out by an entire race weekend (that’s three races) is a drop in the bucket compared to a single morning commute within the city of Los Angeles. For an environmentalist group to attack NASCAR is an empty symbolic gesture, utterly meaningless as it does not address the real problem: How all of America depends on fossil fuels. Check out the CIA World Factbook. As of 2003, America consumes 20 million barrels of oil a day. How much do we produce? 7.6 million barrels per day in 2005.

(And we’ve already gone over the ANWR thing. There’s isn’t enough there to make it worthwhile to anyone other than oil companies.)

Alternative energies must be found, and soon.

Darlington

Congrats on a good run for Dale Jr. I think that’s one of the best races he’s run at Darlington (not his favorite track). Now I understand that poor bastard was sick as a dog while doing it. Impressive. *golf clap* Mark Martin got 8th, continuing on his consistent march towards the championship. And Elliott…what the hell happened? Qualified 6th, charged two 4th place for two laps and then *shoom* straight to the back where he spent the rest of the night trying to claw his way out of the 30’s to 29th place finish. DJ didn’t do well either, so perhaps it’s something shop related but Elliott starting out so hot and then going so cold, that’s weird. Did something break?

Keep your chin up SkiSad, we haven’t even hit the halfway mark yet. And nice job keeping it out of the wall. Actually good job to all the drivers, from what I heard there were a lot of great saves out there tonight.

EDIT: BOO! Yates bumped Elliott from the Citifinancial Car. That program was having trouble no matter who was behind the wheel. Boo! Give Elliott his ride back!

BTW-That commercial for the Daytona 500 men’s cologne on MRN is quite possibly the lamest radio commercial I have ever heard. Guys want to get chicks. If you’re trying to sell them cologne, shopping for socks is the wrong way to go about it.

Still Kipling Along.

Well, nothing came of my search for fieldwork among the contract archaeologists. I started looking too late in the planning season, all the slots were filled. Something might come up later, but for now I signed up with a bunch of temp agencies in the area and found a job for a month or so as an Executive Secretary.

In the meantime, I’ve received an invitation to join the Honors program which looks pretty darn cool, not only for the smaller classes and access to graduate level courses but you get to do an Honors project that can be pretty much anything from researching a thesis to fieldwork. Tres’ cool.

I also looked up all my professors for next semester and found out the (only) Russian Instructor blows, so I’m going to get a language program and work through it over the summer.

Happy Mother’s Day!

EDIT: O.K. I gotta share this one.

There are a few kids running around the apartment complex and kids are endlessly fascinated by Rutger, since he is so small and so tolerant so we’ve gotten to know each other a bit.

So one of them just asked me,

“You got any kids?”

“No.”

“You ever have kids?”

“Nope.”

“Don’t you want to get married?”

*blink*
*blink*

Now the upshot of the conversation is I should have kids so I can get an X-Box so they can come over and play, but there was that instant I thought…

“I’m sorry, I didn’t know I had to prove my fertility first…”

*chuckle*

Friday, May 12, 2006

On Being "Upptiy"

My NC History professor had focused on the 1920's in his own studies and it is a fascinating period. Much of what we consider distinctly "American" such as professional sports, the young Americans as their own "Youth Culture", cars as part of our popular culture, jazz, blues and so on emerged in the 1920's.

(And of course, we all know that prohibition led to big colorful race cars whipping around a track at 190 mph., now America’s fastest growing sport.)

But many conservative Christian groups railed against the heyday of the Jazz era as a decline of American culture. One of their specific targets were “Uppity women” ie. the “flappers” whom they saw as the sirens of hedonism and sin, rebelling against the “Natural place” of women in the kitchen.

So for Vic, Squirrel, Bellbird, Denise2, Andrea, Robbie, Ywrose, Snowball, Karen, Mom and all the other “uppity women” out there (though Bell and Squirrel are Commonwealth and probably don't have to deal with this), here is a description of a typical “flapper” from a college newspaper of the era that my professor read aloud in class:

“Any real girl that has the vitality of womanhood, who feels puglistically inclined when called “the weaker sex”, who resents being put on a pedestal and worshipped from afar, who wants to get into things, is a flapper.”




Isn't that just the cat's pajama's?

So we’re flappers, who knew?

Be proud, be uppity. :D

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Photo Essay: Kip Goes On a 'Splore

These are some pictures I have taken while tramping around the immediate area:








Insert Ewok Here:























While not so bad on jeans, these tiny green fuzzy balls will cling like glue by the dozens to sweats and yoga pants. I have no idea what they are (I understand the general function, the specific nomenclature would be nice to know) but for now I am calling them "alien spores". Don't they like look like some animae creature that makes cute gibberish noises just prior to swarming up your body by the thousands, entering your nose and eating you brain from the inside out?

O.K. It’s just me then.

Haven't slept in a while, little punch drunk. Hope everyone is having a great week.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Gentle People of the Blogosphere, If I May Have Your Permission To Say...

Boo-Yah!

It's official...

Spring 2006 Grade Report for KiplingKat
course section course title final grade hours credits
INTR ANTHROPOLOGY A 3 3
NORTH AMER ARCH A 3 3
THE WATER PLANET A 3 3 (It's a geology course)
NO CAROLINA HIST A 3 3
MUSIC WORLDS PEOPLE A 2 2
Spring 2006 totals: 4.000 14
cumulative totals: 4.000 14

Yay Me!

Best of luck to Karen who is going into her finals shortly!

Wildflowers


Here is a shot of some flowers I picked while hiking around here. They were just growing on the side of the road.

There's a yellow tea rose over on the left. There were a couple huge bushes of them almost completely overgrown in honeysuckle, which is of course on the right. The daisies I found in a field and I think the pink is sweet pea?

You're just going to have to excuse my wonderment for a while folks, L.A. is nothing but an endless stretch of concrete and rigid landscaping. I am so loving coming back to the country. :D

Sunday, May 07, 2006

This n’ That

Oh, Lets Just Get This Out of The Way…

US President George W. Bush has said the September 11 revolt of passengers against their hijackers on board Flight 93 had struck the first blow of "World War III".

Now, the question is:

Is he an imbecile who is desperately trying to win America back on his side by using a completely inappropriate analogy for his monstrous screw ups in foreign policy and homeland security?

OR

Is he a frightening evangelical zealot who honestly feels he is fulfilling his role in bringing about the End of Days?

You decide.

For the record, there simply is NO COMPARISON between the previous World Wars (whether you consider the Napoleonic Wars to be included in that or not, and believe me that is a lively debate amongst the laymen) and what is happening today. The World Wars were fought between the strongest nations, repeat NATIONS, of the world. Iraq and Afghanistan do not even qualify as first world nations, nor are we fighting the nations themselves. We are an occupying Army fighting a rebellion within their borders. Al Queda is also not a nation, but a group of murderous thugs attached to no territory. Hence the reason why invading a country to attempt to “stop terrorism” is an idiotic idea.

I’m sure the people of London and Madrid agree.

If this becomes a World War it will be because other First World nations get sick and tired of America arbitrarily invading countries in order to secure oil reserves/following some completely hypocritical and twisted anti-Muslim agenda.

So if the Capitol catches on fire, be afraid, be very afraid.

Remember Lo So Many Moons Ago…

When I complained about “reverse sexism”: The trend of girls making sexual objects out of themselves?

Looks like I’m not the only one that noticed:

Stupid Girls by Pink

Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they fuck up my hair

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY

(Do ya think, do ya think, do ya think)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you fuck me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you fuck me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl


Sing It Sister!

The video is a riot as well.

Last year, Reese Witherspoon also commented on this trend of starlets marketing themselves as morons and how insulting it was to all the women who had come before them, working their butts off the break barriers not only in employment, but in the female stereotype.

"Our mothers and our grandmothers and the women that came before us fought so hard to overcome the stereotype of women being not smart enough to vote, not smart enough to [receive] higher education, to have great jobs. And to single-handedly go out in a very public way and say, 'You know what, I don't really care about what they achieved. I'm just going be stupid and that's cute.' I don't think it's a good message for young women."

And you know what, she just might be right.

On to Lighter Fare

Any country where you can give up being a dentist to become Doc Holiday can’t be all bad.

Click on the Smith’s main page to choose from a selection of articles for “Destination America” and learn about some of the special out of the way nooks that makes this country so great.

Now I want to watch Silverado again.

I bet you thought I was going to say “Tombstone”, didn’t you?

Have that one memorized.

Kip’s Call

This last week Fark pulled up an article from The Guardian that provoked a long discussion about Science Fiction and just what are the top ten Science Fiction films of all time.

The Guardians List was comprised of:

10. Close Encounters
9. The Matrix
8. War of the Worlds (1953)
7. The Day The Earth Stood Still
6. The Terminator
5. Solaris
4. Alien
3. Star Wars/The Empire Strikes Back
2. 2001
1. (Much to my brother’s approval, I’m sure) Bladerunner




Now, some of these are absolutely worthy, but some of them are simply there because of popular rather than critical acclaim (Solaris). In short, this seem to be a list of the traditionally held ”Best SciFi” by people who don’t watch all that much SciFi.

For example, leaving Metropolis off any Best SciFi list is a crime. Not only is it the film that started it all, it’s story has been retold in various genres down throughout the 20th century and it’s visual imagery is iconic.

As much as they seem to be hated within the community, I would include Contact and Minority Report since they are both excellent “What If”s. Contact is especially worthy of praise for holding true to Carl Sagan’s vision, despite overwhelming pressure from the Studios to make it more melodramatic and “personal” ie. “More Hollywood, less thinking.”

For those the enjoy the dark alternative realities of the Matrix, I would also recommend engaging in a real mindscrew to watch a predecessor: Dark City.

There are also the dystopian Clockwork Orange, Gattaca, Fahrenheit 451 (I do so love watching literati trying to claim that is not science fiction), Equilibrium and Dr. Strangelove to consider as well. (Though Dr. Strangelove does straddle that fine line between political commentary and immediate-future SciFi.)

And you must tip your hat to Terry Gilliam for Twelve Monkey's and Brazil.

Other films that perhaps are not good enough for the list, but should receive honorable mentions (IMO): the woefully underappreciated Enemy Mine, The Iron Giant (vin Diesel has SciFi street Cred forever for that role), the cheesy but immensely fun The Last Starfighter, and Serenity, as well as Star Trek’s 6 and 8.

A fierce debate broke out over whether Star Wars could be considered SciFi vs. Science Fantasy. It doesn’t matter, the impact of the original trilogy was seismic, not only within the genre. It was a world wide cultural phenomenon. Lucas’s brilliant creation is definitely deserving of a place on the list.

I am aware that this list is woefully incomplete and would happily add any anyone cared to recommend. This is just what comes off the top of my head.

Two Races

One I watched (Talladega) and one I listened to (Richmond).

Dega was an exercise in frustration for all my guys as Mark Martin got taken out early on by Youngsters Being Stupid, Dale Jr.'s engine blowing and despite having the dominant car all day, Elliott being hung out to dry in the final laps.

*Kip shakes fist at entire garage* Unconscionable Curs!! All a yas! Curs!

Wait, I’ve owned a couple curs.

Jerks! All a yas! Jerks!

And then Richmond last night, in which Dale Jr. finally drove his way into Victory Lane. From the sounds of things there was some first rate work behind the wheel as well as in the pits. Good job all. :) Elliott hung out in the teens most of the day, making a couple lunges into the top ten but finishing 13th. He doesn’t have his race report up yet, so I’m not sure what the issue was. From what I hear it was tight then loose then tight again. It’s disappointing for him on his home track, but he has plenty of shots at it left in his career and he is still well within shooting range for the Chase, so no worries. Sadler started out last year strong and then spent the second half of the season struggling. With the new CC, this year it’s just reversed.

Mark Martin is also up one to 4th place in the standings. Consistency is key.

On The Homefront

Well, the rain that has been threatening all day finally came down with the sun. Post-finals has been spent rather quietly. I am fairly, as in 99% sure, of my grades but until I see the official report (which will be complied Monday night) I don’t want to jinx it. I’ve been reading The Thin Man by Dashell Hammett. My father introduced me to Mickey Spillane a while back and I have slowly been making my way through the noir mysteries in fits and starts. Hammett is...well it’s easy to see why he switched to writing scripts. “Spare” doesn’t really cover it. The plot it good, the characters are great and dialogue is good...there isn’t anything else. I mean it, descriptions, character histories, interior monologues, nothing. Zip. This bare bones writing…and it works.

If you ever needed proof that Blue Jay’s were the cheeky bastards of the forest:

He was bouncing around out there for 30 minutes or so...*chuckle*

The uber-attentive feline is Hope, BTW.

Hold on a Sec:

Just hosting a pic.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

'Scuze Us For a Minute Folks...

As Per Vic's Request....





For those curious, these are the pics of ESad (as he is termed in netspeak) from "Pit Road Pets", the book published to raise money for the Ryan Newman Foundation, which is a program that encourages people to spay and/or neuter their pets and adopt pet from animal shelters.

Speaking of which Sabre is on the desk right now and has just discovered that things on the screen…..move! Oooooo....



Now, she's trying to eat the camera.








And folks, you just can't make pictures like this up...