Kip's Commentary

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“Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot.” ~ D.H. Lawrence

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

The Coca Cola 600

Just popping in for some quick commentary:

Well, all those cautions got on my nerves and I still think they should give that ½ inch back on the spoiler, but they did make for the most exciting finish. Usually the 600 is a race of attrition and the leader is seconds out in front of a straggling pack. Bunched up together that last time really made for a good show. Just wished Bobby could have pulled it off after the hell year he’s been having. We were screaming for him to win.

Speaking of attrition, it was fun/interesting to watch so many major racing houses get whittled down to one car each.

But much more fun to see guys like Dale Jarrett, Rusty Wallace and Ricky Rudd running up towards the front. I guess things with DJ and his new Crew Chief might just work out. :)

I saw the 8 was getting better, moving up, so as I said last week: Hmiel was the right move though it was made for the wrong reasons.

Remember what I said about boneheaded moves at the beginning of the year? Yeah, Dale Jr. took out Mikey and Matt Kennseth, but he owned up to it and took responsibility like a man and that all I can ask of him.

Then again the move wasn’t that boneheaded, he wasn’t the only one having trouble in that turn.

BTW - Tony Eury Sr. needs to STFU. The Eury’s and Dale spent much of last year sniping at each other in the press. Dale grew out of it. Pops hasn’t. Don’t care if what he is saying is right or not, it doesn’t need to be said in public, no matter who’s little boy he’s feels needs defending.

Once again: GROW UP DEI!

But Truex finished well, best he has in a cup race I believe, so good on ya Martin!

Mark Martin had a lousy night, part of that attrition and Elliott’s seemed like a roller coaster and scraping out a 13th place finish, frustrating for him I’m sure given the promise of last week and battling back from that spin to take the lead (*Yowza!*) but not bad considering at his pit troubles.

BTW-Saw Elliott’s Chewbacca imitation and fell over laughing. Was also utterly charmed by man so secure in himself to do a SciFi thang in front of the camera. Btween that and his 26 furkids, I give up. Take me now, you TDH (Tall, Dark and Handsome) Man-Geek you!

;)

First final tonight, wish me luck.

Friday, May 27, 2005

It’s Survivor DEI!

Now I have been pretty damn busy this week with the last of my term papers and finals coming up, but given events in the #8 stable, I felt I should jump in here and comment.

Cuz', Y'know, I'm me. ;)

Now while I do tend to be protective from people I relate to, such as people from the Homestate, given the Bud Crew’s slow progress and slight downturn the last couple weeks I do understand them wanting to try someone new at the top of the pit box. That Steve Hmiel could repeat his success as Mark Martin’s crew chief does make him a good choice (though I question whether someone who has already been bounced by NASCAR for losing his temper can keep Dale Jr. calm during a race). The change in and of itself I do not protest.

And I am relatively new to this game, and this is commentary from the peanut gallery...

HOW-EV-ER

First of all? Interim Crew Chief? Like playing Musical Chairs with the Pit Box is really going to add to the team’s consistency? They couldn’t wait until they found someone permanent to fill the spot? Or is the real plan to have Steve Hmiel in there permanently but they don’t want to admit it yet?

But what was made obvious by the press conference yesterday was that Pete was just as much the victim of office politics as poor performance.

This first statement that raises eyebrows was made by Dale Jr. himself: “I didn't feel like personally I was getting a lot of information about what changes were being done on the car…”

This, of course, is from Mr. “Don’t-talk-in-my-ear-all-the-time-Hey-I’m-feeling-lonely-out-here-someone-talk-to-me.”

Not: “He couldn’t find his way around the performance issues”

Not ” We just couldn’t get around the new gear and aerodynamic rules and need to step it up.”

“He wouldn’t talk to me enough.”

Given Pete’s statements this morning: “"From my side of it, I gave him what he asked for. And now I'm hearing he wanted more. Basically what he got was what he wanted. I guess that still wasn't enough."

What it looks like is that Dale Jr. didn’t bother A. figure out exactly how much communication he wanted and B. sit down and hash out what he felt the communication problems were with his Crew Chief but instead went behind his back and just gave him the boot instead.

Thank you Mr. Passive-Aggressive.

The next statement comes from Steve Hmiel: “Richie and myself and Tony Sr. and Tony Jr. and all the other crew chiefs have talked a lot this week and we're going to a strictly open-book policy where we'll use engineering unilaterally.”

Let me address the first part. “Richie and myself and Tony Sr. and Tony Jr. and all the other crew chiefs…”

Odd that he doesn’t mention the CC of their leading team by name in that discussion isn’t it? Get the feeling someone was left out of these imperative discussions about an “open book” policy?

Get the feeling that having a crew chief being left out of an “open book policy” discussion is more than a little hypocritical?

Secondly, Why hasn’t DEI jumped on the data sharing bandwagon years before this?

Hmiel’s excuse? “We just weren't at that point in our company's history.”

Oh, and this week you are?

Golly, I’ll have to use that excuse here at my job. “I’m sorry I didn’t process those check requests Boss, but we aren’t at that point in this companies history.” “I’m sorry I didn’t answer the phone, but it just wasn’t the right time for us…”

And now suddenly Tony Jr. is willing to share with Hmiel.

LAME! Why the hell didn’t this happen before? Because someone dislikes sharing? I got news for ya’ll. That wasn’t up to CC's to decide who they did or didn’t want to share their notes with. That was up to management to remind the CC's that they was there to win championships for the company that signs their paychecks, pry the notes out of their little fingers and walk them over to the 15 shop, then take their notes and walk back to the 8 shop. Does DEI seriously think Knauss and Loomis or Tryson and Pfennig arbitrarily decide who to share and not share their notes with based on their personal feelings?

What it looks like from this end is that Pete wasn’t replaced so much as outmaneuvered by a Survivor-esque alliance. Pete: The tribe has spoken.

Jeezus! Is it any wonder DEI keep losing good people with this kind of working environment? Good Lord guys the job itself is hell, why make it worse by this kind of B.S.? Be straightforward. Say what you mean and mean what you say. Figure out what you want and communicate that. Face problems head on and talk about them openly (amongst yourselves, obviously the fan base doesn’t need to hear every little thing.)

NOW...

Don’t get me wrong. I still love the 8 car (the cars probably being the only innocent parties in the shop. *chuckle*) I will still be rooting for Dale Jr. to win, I still think he’s one of the best wheelmen out there and has it in him to be one of the best drivers ever. At heart I think Dale Jr. is a good person. I still enjoy watching him learn and grow professionally (which is what makes him so interesting to fans) and will continue to do so.

But it is obvious that a drastic change in DEI corporate culture needs to be addressed if they want to remain a top tier organization in the long term. If Dale Jr. is right and “When you sit around and have conversations and discussions with Richie and Steve and Tony Sr. and Tony Jr. and some of the engineers and a lot of the new people we've brought in, you feel like this company is just on the brink of being a true success.” Then the issue they need to address is how all those great people are being managed and the example the personnel the entire company looks to are setting.

Now, I have a paper on the transition from Pagan to Eastern Orthodox Christianity in Russia to get back to work on. (You realize how little info there is on Pre-Christian Russian culture? Practically zip. At least that isn’t printed in Cyrillic.) I wish everyone involved in this the best. I hope that Pete finds himself a great CC job. I hope Steve Hmiel works out as well as everyone hopes. I hope the 8 team has an awesome run this weekend.

Best of luck also to the 38 and the 6, keep up the good work guys!

Have a safe and fun race all!

Friday, May 20, 2005

Friday Fumbling

So I get to spend the next week with the Rus, the Slavs, the Byzantines and the Eastern Orthodox Chruch.

I’d be sarcastic and say “Wheeee!” but I actually am interested in this area of the world. The Near East and the region around the Black Seaare the result of the clash of so many cultures, it’s fascinating.

Yes, I know I'm wierd.

Hypocrisy Police Sir, Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?

Saddam Hussien to Sue over Tighty Whitey Shots

“But President George W Bush said he did not think the photos would encourage insurgents in Iraq.

"I don't think a photo inspires murderers. I think they're inspired by an ideology that's so barbaric and backwards that it's hard for many in the Western world to comprehend how they think."

A. Nice to know that Bush considers independence and self determination to be “backwards”.

and B. Wasn’t this same administration who said a week ago: “It's appalling that this story got out there,” U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said as she travelled home from Iraq.
and

"People lost their lives. People are dead,” U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said. "People need to be very careful about what they say, just as they need to be careful about what they do.”
Granted, the entire thing is utterly silly, I doubt anyone in Iraq is upset about seeing a deposed murderous tyrant humiliated. But the different reactions of the Bush administration to the two analogus freedom of the press situations is very revealing. In short "Please leak only what we want you to leak..."

And BTW- Whole Newsweek Koran scandal? It appears they weren’t that far off the mark.

So what happened is all the real abuses that have been happening at Gitmo (and Abu Gharib) along with America belligerent foreign policy and incompetence, and corruption in Iraq, and to a lesser extent Afghanistan built up resentment in the Muslim population and they start demonstrating which became violent as they clashed with Troops and police. Newsweek prints this dubious tidbit and the Bush administration latches onto this one falsehood in a sea of ugly truths as proof of the liberal media’s bais, the irrationality of the Islamic world and their own innocence, ignoring all the real abuses that happened.

I believe the term is “bait and switch”.

All Star Challenge

NASCAR is off to Charlotte this weekend for hoopla of the non-points, pure purse race of the Nextel All Star Challenge. Enjoy the vacation from points racing guys. Have a great time, be safe and best of luck to the 8, the 38 and the 6 teams!

P.S. Hey Elliott…

(Not to mention several of my friends...)

I found you a T-Shirt.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

O.K. So...With What Few Neurons I Have Left Firing...

O.k. O.k. Another term paper down.

One more to go, plus all three classes are essay finals.

Tell me again how the humanities are the "Easy Majors".

:P

And double :P.

How Not to Handle School Violence Here in CA

There’s nothing on the national news about it, but violence in and around schools here in the greater Los Angeles area has been building to a crescendo in the last few months. Kids have been shot and stabbed and yesterday in Woodland Hills 9th grade students watching a concert in the gym broken out into a brawl that burbled on the edge of turning into a riot. Cops were called in and the entire school shut down. Even protests against school violence have been getting violent as students tangle with cops.

Of course the first explanation for all this violence offered by the media is that such acts are ethnically and/or gang motivated. Are they, or is this an extension of the same Columbine-type violence that we saw in RedLake earlier this year? Or is it something else?

Our spiffy new Mayor’s idea? More cops.

Right. Like that’s going to guarantee the safety inside a school.

If we really want to stop the violence, we need to sit these kids down, listen to them, talk with them, get them to listen and talk with each other. If it’s a private tiff, then we need to do it privately. If this is group motivated, whether ethnic or gang, then the schools need to have assemblies where the two factions sit down in a moderated discussion. Let them both be heard and then show them how to resolve the argument without violence. These kids take their cues from us, we teach them. We teach them more than literature and algebra, we teach them how to be contributing members of their society. Locking them down in a police state for 6 hours a day does nothing to teach them how to conduct themselves as adults when the shackles are off.

In any case, we need to figure out what the hell is going on in our schools.

Shutting Down Bases.

So much for Homeland Security. The government has essentially just announced that their holdings in Iraq are more important to them than the safety of the American public, while jacking over military personnel and their families once again.

Bright guys, reeeeal bright.

Blaming Newsweek for the Afghan and Iraq Riots.

“Newsweek's bad mistake is very good news for the Bush administration. The commander-in-chief is playing editor-in-chief. Instead of answering questions about what is really happening in Iraq, the White House is asking what happened at Newsweek.

Newsweek published a mistake; get angry about that, if you like. But the Bush administration went to war over a mistake -- the alleged existence of WMD -- and a deception -- the never-proven link between Iraq and Sept. 11. So far, 1,623 American soldiers are dead and another 15,000 are wounded. Insurgents continue to slaughter Iraqis; nearly 500 have been killed since the April 28 announcement of a Shi'ite-dominated government.”


While Newsweek fucked up, majorly, I think that blaming them solely for the anti-American riots that rippled across the Middle East is just a handy excuse for the Neo-Conservatives to use. The truth is if the Islamic people had not been pushed so far by our foreign policy in the region, by the abuses at Abu Gharib and Guantanamo Bay, perhaps flushing a Quran down a toilet might not have been the straw that broke the camels back.

Seems the Muslims are justly skeptical. Smart People.

Where Are We? What Are We?

Violence at home and Violence abroad. What the hell is happening to the U.S.? All evidence points to the fact that History moves in cycles: Like some great cultural karmic wheel great nations rise and fall. The Egyptians, the Romans, The Chinese, the Islamic world, the British. All these nations held great sway over the world...for a little while before self destructing and collapsing back into obscurity. Why does so many of the American public think that we will be any different when we are not doing anything different than the many empires before us? How can they possibly believe that the role of America as the worlds 800 lb gorilla will last forever? How can they be so fucking short-sighted? Are our belligerent attitudes towards foreign nations and opposing political parties trickling down to our children? How long before we figure out that the prevailing attitude in the country towards others is fucked up? Like so many powerful empires/nations before us, are we simply retreading the same path towards self destruction leaving nothing behind but civil unrest and international resentment? As powerful as the U.S. is, why can’t we leave something more positive behind us than the same imperialism that plagued the 19th century?

Can't we do better than this?

Moments of Deep Geek-ness

As has been made obvious, I’m a geek. As a teen and into my early 20’s one of my many forms of geekdom was comics books, specifically Neil Gaiman's mind bogglingly incredible Sandman series and the X-Men and their spin offs. I started a year or so out from the Phoenix Saga, at the tail end of the 2nd Group: Storm, Colossus, Nightcrawler, Kitty Pryde, Wolverine, Cyclops. Rogue had just joined. I went back and collected the older ones mostly thought “Classic X-Men” reprints, and kept going with it pretty solidly the first year of the great split: “Uncanny X-Men” and “X-Men”.

When the movie came out I had my trepidations going in but found them to be quite satisfactory, with the exception of the horrible piece of casting of Halle Berry as Storm. Ororo Munroe is a 6 foot tall ex-local African Goddess. Her connection to the elements through her power gave her great empathy towards the earth and heightened her experience of the deep and powerful earth-centric spirituality she had. She was literally worshipped and ended up one of the X-Men’s more effective leaders. That role should have gone to someone like Angela Bassett, a beautiful woman with great depths that you really, really wouldn’t want to mess with. But the rest of it was fine (Framke Jamsen) to inspired (Hugh Jackman) to fucking brilliant (Ian McKellen). The first film was really just a setup for the non-geeks and the second film really got the ball rolling.

BTW-The second film is loosely based off an incredible graphic novel named “God Love, Man Kills” in which Stryker is a famous televangelist and religious fanatic using the same methods in the film to “cast out Satan’s spawn from humanity”. He had killed his wife and child with his bare hands after she gave birth to an obviously mutant infant. In short he was a seriously sick fuck. And the story is much more chilling when it simply isn’t some quiet little black ops, but mobs of tens of thousands of people whipped up into religious zealotry.

Now, the word has been out on the net for months that they would be bringing two of the original team to the screen for X-3, The Beast and Angel.

Now, I’m not usually drawn to the dark tortured characters in literature and film, so characters like Wolverine don’t really grab me. It was the ones that actually acted like people that I enjoyed. The ones who didn’t take themselves too seriously, actually enjoyed the fact that they had powers, had a sense of humor, had some perspective and some rationality. This amounted to an entire whopping three X-Men: Nightcrawler (you just haven’t seen that side of him yet), Banshee and the Beast.

The Beast, otherwise known as Henry (Hank) McCoy, is a not only a huge, strong and supremely agile guy, he is also a genius in organic chemistry, extraordinarily well read, well spoken, rational, witty and upbeat in a slighty surrealist/random kind of way. He can roll with some pretty heavy stuff, if you know what I mean.

In short, he’s really cool.

Yesterday the Head of Marvel Studios announced that they had cast the Beast.

Kelsey Grammar.

Kelsey frickin’ Grammar.

First let's just look at the character difficulties. Yeah, Kelsey sounds smart, but other than that the personality is waaaaaay off. Grammar’s humor is embittered, cynical and sarcastic filled with a high amount of dignity and dudgeon, whereas Hank McCoy is a highly rational, upbeat, self depreciating, ranging from elegent bon mots to flat out monty-pythonesque goofy. As someone observed “As long as he eats twinkies reading “Faust” while hanging from the ceiling, it’s all good.” I just can’t see Grammar pulling that one off.

Then there is the issue of the physicality: The Beast is 5’11”, about 370 lbs, blue and furry. He’s massive and massively agile. Marvel Studios say that Grammar will be using a combination of make up and prosthetics and CGI…in short, he’s going to look like a blue version of Mr. Hyde from “League of Extraordinary Gentlemen”.

*smacks forehead*

No, No, No. The fans had this one worked out ages ago: There is no way to do Beast, to capture his size and agility, except through CGI. The perfect actor, one who reflect the same intelligence (with it’s accompanying slight neurosis), self depreciation, upbeat nature, common sense and humor is Jeff Golblum.

CGI Beast, Jeff Golbum’s voice. Perfect.

I had a bad feeling what would happen to the series with Bryan Singer walking way from it. Now I know. :(

Oi! These things matter damnit!

*chuckle* ;)

Forensic Geeks.

This is a cool article for those of us addctied to the CSI's.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Message Board Exchange of the Day

From Fark.com

Nagasaki: Sex before marriage, pre-marital experience, assuming one is talking of sexual intercourse or perversion of the same, the word of God implies it all by calling it fornication. It knows no exception. It allows none.

MorePeasPlease: So, if I intend have pre-marital sex, I shouldn't limit myself to a single partner of the opposite sex/species, and should just say "f*ck it" and go balls-out pervokink then?

Yay!

madness: PERVOKINK is the new word of the day!


Dudes, I fell out...

Actually this sprung up around a survey conducted that found that more women regretting having one night stands than men did.

First reaction is to say “Well, duh!” but then you think about it, “Why more women than men for the same behavior?”

Whether it’s by nature or nature, double standards do still exist, very much so. Hence the reason I don’t hesitate to call men sluts or whores when they have warranted it.

Given some of my commentary in the past, it may seem to some of my reading audience that I am a complete judgmental prude when it comes to this sort of thing. Let me make myself clear:

I think if someone is simply free with their sexuality just for the sheer pleasure of it with no other neurosis or strings attached, furthermore being honest and open and ontop of that is careful about that lifestyle in order to prevent others from being emotionally or physically hurt then they are not a slut, but simply one who enjoys sexuality openly. Period.

However, this ideal, the person who is independent and emotionally self-sufficient enough to engage in such an intimate act with numerous people without emotional repercussions, is rare. Not non-existent, but it is rare. Most people who sleep around are lying ("I'll call you tomorrow") which indicates they have no respect for the other person and are just using them as masturbatory material or they using sex to bolster their self-esteem in some way, such as those that feel that their sexuality is a mean of making someone love them or those that feel that having the opposite sex sexually respond to them is the same as liking and respecting them, ergo the gals that flash their tits to get male attention and the men that keep "scorecards" to tally up their "conquests".

It’s usually pretty easy to tell which is one and which is the other. People who are just open about their sexuality can take or leave situations because, no pun intended, nothing is riding on it beyond a night of pleasure. Sluts are the ones that advertise, loudly, and get desperate to get that feedback because there is a lot more riding on their sexuality then sex.

But that's JMO from my own observations and experiences.

So spread the word! "Pervokink! Pervokink! Pervokink!"

This is an Editorial, This is only an Editorial...

22% of American’s Agree: They Like Being Lied To.

“NEW YORK A survey to be released Monday reveals a wide gap on many media issues between a group of journalists and the general public. In one finding, 43% of the public says the press has too much freedom, while only 3% of journalists agree. And just 14% of the public can name "freedom of the press" as a guarantee in the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, in the major poll conducted by the University of Connecticut Department of Public Policy.

Six in ten among the public feel the media show bias in reporting the news, and 22% say the government should be allowed to censor the press. More than 7 in 10 journalists believe the media does a good or excellent job on accuracy -- but only 4 in 10 among the public feel that way. And a solid 53% of the public thinks stories with unnamed sources should not be published at all….

Earlier this year, a survey from the same department gained wide attention after it showed that American high schoolers had a rather flimsy grasp of the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. Half of the young people said they thought newspapers should not be able to publish stories without government approval. Stories about that survey appeared in hundreds of newspapers and it was even mentioned on the March 13 episode of the ABC drama "Boston Legal."


Sooooo...I guess the only thing we have to wait for is Fox News to change it’s name to “Truth”

That’s a Cold War joke for you youngn’s.

It’s been suggested that the appalling downturn in education funding, especially in inner city schools, was deliberate, a suggestion I scoffed at as paranoid.

I’m not scoffing now. It’s seems to have worked for the neo-conservative right just swell.

It’s double plus ungood when there is a large group of Americans who believe that the only way to “keep this country great” is to ignore the very principles it was founded on.

I think I’m going to be sick.

Bloggers Are Not Journalists, We’re Citizens.

Another aspect of this same article bring up the question whether web logs should be considered a news source and bloggers journalists. Unless the blogger is researching to create stories in short, actually reporting new news , then I would have to agree with the journalist community: No.

I think the confusion comes in the mix up in the mind of the American Public between an article and an editorial. An article is (idealistically) a non-biased report of the facts. An editorial is a subjective interpretation of those facts. What you read on the front page of the New York Times is an article. What you read on my blog is an editorial, a commentary, an opinion, on the news that has already been reported. What you see on CNN Headline News is an “article”. What you see on the Bill O’Reiley show is an “editorial”. The majority of blogs are editorial columns, not news sources.

Now, does that mean blogs should be dismissed as frivolous mumblings of geeky cyber nation? Hell no. Blogs communicate and reflect the opinion of the American people and so have weight in and of themselves as voices of the American public free from the corporate interpretation/spin doctoring of todays’ larger media. This, the internet, is the pure deal: unfiltered public opinion.

So there. :P

Speaking of Articles...

White House challenges UK Iraq memo

Earlier this month, the Times of London published the minutes of a meeting of top British officials in mid-2002, including Prime Minister Tony Blair, Bush's staunchest ally in the Iraq war.
According to the minutes cited by the Times, a British official identified as "C" said that he had returned from a meeting in Washington and that "military action was now seen as inevitable" by U.S. officials.
"Bush wanted to remove Saddam, through military action, justified by the conjunction of terrorism and WMD. But the intelligence and facts were being fixed around the policy," the memo said, according to the newspaper.
The minutes also quoted the unnamed British official as saying the U.S. National Security Council had "no patience" with taking the dispute to the United Nations and "no enthusiasm for publishing material on the Iraqi regime's record."
"There was little discussion in Washington of the aftermath after military action," the official said, according to the minutes published by the Times.”


Bush is definitely resolute. Resolutely stupid.

Supporting Our Troops in A Way I Hadn’t Thought Of

Operation Paperback

Or

Books For Soldiers

Sending books to troops overseas.

Kewl!

Along with, of course, the USO

Monday, May 16, 2005

Racing & Painting

Richmond Review

Went over to my RG-Fan-friends house to watch the race on FX on Saturday afternoon and play with her greyhounds some more.

Rutger is great and my pal and all, but I do miss having a big dog.

So while she was fretting over “Robbie-Dawg” and cheering for “Tony-Pup”, I was angst-ing over both of my boys: Elliot and Dale, who really had frustrating days.

I’m going to start out with the negative first, and I am speaking strictly from the prospective of a fan and arm-chair pit crew member. The problem they had last year: Cars coming out of the shop crappy, continues and because of that, the impound rule is killing the Bud Team. Now I know the car started out pretty good and I still think the crew switch was a good idea, but whatever is not happening at the shop has got to start happening or vice versa. These cars have got be better coming off the truck. I held on and openly supported what been going on at DEI since the year began, I understood going in that there was going to be a rocky period adjusting, but it’s been 3 months and I’m getting a little frustrated. Maybe I need more patience, but this is just the way I feel.

I mean, if anyone has a right to be fustrated it's Dale, not me, but still...y'know...

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not throwing a drama fit. I’m still an 8 fan (Unless he does that damn dancing show that Jade suggested, then I don’t even know if I will be able to look at the guy without feeling painfully embarrassed for him.) and I always will be. I still think Dale not only one of the best drivers with the potential to be truly great, but one of the best men out there. I’m just expressing the frustration that the kick ass driver that we have is getting the cars that he has. I don’t know if this is Pete back at the shop or other department heads or a larger problem with the way DEI is structured but in any case, it getting obvious that something has to change. Some fans have discussed spending more money to hire “the right people”, Dale has spoken of a need for expansion. I don’t know enough of the details to express an opinion on the details, but cars like this one…that’s got to stop. Maybe they should just junk all the ex-15’s and start fresh.

And that is speaking strictly as a fan. Take it for what it is worth: Another voice from the kangaroo court.

O.k. Ugliness out of the way: Great Job! digging in pits this weekend and finally finding the solution. Whatever may be happening back at the shop, Pete is great on Pit Road. Well Done! to Dale for manhanding that dump truck around for 400 laps and for excellent communication on what was happening to the car. Jade has some of the radio chatter up on his blog. Had they more time, they would have pulled off a top ten at the very least.

I had to chuckle at the radio chatter that FX choose to air about Dale yelling and Pete not being able to understand him. I am from the same general area in Maine that Pete is and it took me a while to learn understand Dale’s fast mountain slur when he was just speaking. The scary thing is, when I first started following NASCAR closely, I could understand Ward Burton better than I could Dale at points. *chuckle* But then, My mom’s family is originally from VA, perhaps there’s some latent genetics in play.

BTW-What's was up with his spotter?

And yes Dale and Co. You do need to have fun doing this, it's too hellish a lifestyle to survive otherwise.

Now Elliott had a frustrating night as well. Despite qualifying well (at last!) he droped like a rock when the race started and as soon as he stopped dropping and was fighting his way back, he hit (I believe it was Robbie Gordon’s) tire on pit road. Yet despite all this, he still got what I believe was his highest finish at his home track.

As for his dust up with media darling Carl Edwards during the Busch race….well, Carl. I wouldn’t want that bear pissed off at me. He’d better steer wide around the 38 for a while. Nice save by Elliott, though. He’s good.

Mark Martin seems to have had a bad night to, but I have no idea what happened to him. As Sterling Marlin put it during Speed channels race preview “Demographics got him.” Thanks Fox/FX.

BTW-That was the quote of the day “I guess I’m too old to drink beer.” Gotta love Sterlin’ man.

And….While I am glad they are both fine. I did drop a sarcastic “Boo-hoo” and “Wha-wha-whaaaaaaaaaa.” when Mini-Me and Jeffey-Pop both got booted. When the trifecta extended to Busch, thats when I got frustrated that DEI wasn’t there to capitalize.

But congratulations to Kasey Khane for finally being the bride and winning his first Nextel Cup race! He drove his heart out and the 9 crew was fantastic in the pits. And he beat the guy he wanted to across the finish line. Too Kewl.

NASCAR 360

So being at my friends house she insisted I had to stay and watch NASCAR 360, which on principle I have never seen before.

My decision stands. I don’t know why people need to know that Kurt Busch is pathetically in love with a blatant gold digger, but whatever people do I’m not one of them. I’m glad Rusty is so involved with his sons racing careers and that Kasey had a great time in Vail, but that chick at the fence after the Daytona? WTF!?!

How the hell can you call a 24-year-old man who wrestles a 3400 hunk of attitude around track at 190+ mph a “Baby boy”? And you think referring to yourself as his “Momma” and ordering him around is sexy? Honey, get your family outta the trailer park and into therapy because all y’all have major issues. Sounds like there more than cousins kissing in that household.

Jeez-ZUS! No wonder anytime a driver opens his mouth about women and relationships they have such crappy attitudes. It’s like the dregs of femininity on parade. If it hadn’t been for Kasey’s rather sane and stable GF, I’d have been terminally embarrassed for the gender.

Cuhl-Tcha!

Sunday I went to the Armand Hammer Museum in West L.A. I didn’t get to tour the sculpture gardens as they were clear across the UCLA campus, but I did enjoy their rather small but impressive collection the paintings which are lesser known works of famous artists, mostly impressionists.

One of Monet’s sea sides , which I value far above his water lillies. His abilty to paint water, the depth, the color, the movement, is amazing. A couple Cezannes who's use of color always amazes me…as long as you can get him away from the damn fruit. His forests are remarkable. Nobody can make me smell the damp earth of a forest that way he can. I discovered a new Caillebotte, who is one of my favorites for his Floor Scrapers (though most everyone knows him for his Paris Street: A Rainy Day) and his masterful use of shadow continues in “Square in Argteuri”. A dramatic Sargent portrait of one of Sandra Bernhardt’s lovers, which was coincidental because her portrait by Steven was hanging in another gallery. I’m not usually fond of Sargent because I’m not usually big on portraits, but Dr. Pozzi at Home is a very dramatic, life size portrait. And then there was a lovely Chagall, “Blue Angel”. I love Chagall’s work because it utterly trumps the notion that artists had to suffer for their art. I don’t think have ever seen Joy expressed in art so much as in his. There was a artist I was not familiar with named Carot that had a few painting there. His use of the sky was impressive. Even when mostly hidden, the sky was a dramatic character in the painting.

And there was a couple Pizarro’s, Van Gogh's, Renoir, Degas and a Cassat and all the usual suspects and some that were not so usual. A Remington, a Russell and a Laurecin’. There was also a nice collection of beautiful 19th century Lithographs, mostly of horses and another set of satirical ones on Paris Fashions. Someone had definitely had crinoline issues.

But in addtion there were a set of lithographs from George Bellows who began by stechting subjects he greatly enjoyed such as boxing, but then began to create images to match the stories of horror that were coming out of Europe in WWI. The Armand Hammer has examples of both.

While you are touring the museum it is worthwhile to notice the placement of the paintings as well. Some of the juxtapositions are quite poignant.

They also had a special exhibition called “Fair Use: Appropriation in Recent Film and Video” whereas artists cropped broadcasts and films to create a new films. I only sat through one, but oh my gawd! The artist, Omar Fast, has taken CNN broadcasts and spliced them up word by word to create this codependent love letter to the American public called “CNN Concentrated”. It’s bloody brilliant.

They had a modern art exhibition up which I have very limited tolerance for. Apparently a big orange square on a white background titled ‘Orange’ qualifies as art these days. The problem I think with modern art is not actually the skill involved, or lack there of, but the elitism of the artist.

Art’s, any art’s, main purpose is to communicate and in the past when artists created they were trying to communicate something, either a concept or felling, to the audience and so made creative choices based on trying to connect with the greater culture. Now-a-days, many “artists” feel it is not up to them to get their point across to the audience, but for the audience to understand them. If you don’t “get” them, then you’re just plebian philistine and who needs you…

Which is B.S. If you cannot accomplish the principle purpose of art, you’re no artist. You’re just a coffee swilling snob in bad clothing.

Anyway, if you're over in the Westwood Village next to UCLA, check it out. The main collection is definately worth the hour or two to see.

Friday, May 13, 2005

Yo Dawgs, Check It Out!

That’s my great granddad...

Reprinted from a register-required newspaper site. Given what happened a month or so back, I have removed the last names of my family members.

1927 pilot's license comes to rest in Vero
Pilot's license found in Baltimore and returned to daughter in Vero Beach.


By Alexi Howk
staff writer
April 23, 2005

VERO BEACH — Roger Snyder transformed himself from a mechanic at a Baltimore post office into a regular Sherlock Holmes when he found a 1927 pilot's license loose in a mail hamper.

Rather than act on advice from a few of his co-workers suggesting he should donate the historical license to an aviation museum or a science exhibit, he and others wanted to make sure the license got into the right hands.

Enter 80-year-old Vero Beach resident My Great Aunt Peggy, the youngest of four children and the only living child of the late Joseph Randall, the man pictured on the pilot's license.

"I couldn't believe it," My Great Aunt Peggy said, when she received word from her late sister's retirement home that a man who found her father's pilot's license was looking for her. "I said, 'What would it be doing in Baltimore? How can this be? First of all, that it even existed and that they were able to track me down. They didn't give up. That's what amazes me.'"

My Great Aunt Peggy, along with her daughter, My Cousin Pam, great-grandson Gordon, 9, (Gordon is her grandson, as she was sure to remind me as she crossed out the “great” in the clipping she sent me, twice. *chuckle*) My Cousin Randy, and longtime friend Shirley Last Name Removed, all of Vero Beach, attended a brief ceremony Friday at the Citrus Ridge post office branch off State Road 60 to receive the found license.

Surrounded by several postal workers, Branch Manager Ernesto Gonzalez presented My Great Aunt Peggy with her father's original pilot's license, as well as a poster-size replica, which My Great Aunt Peggy gave to her great-grandson as a keepsake.

"Oh, isn't that lovely. Wow," My Great Aunt Peggy said upon receiving it. "I'm still in shock."

My Cousin Pam said she and her brother (and her older sister Ann) never met their grandfather because he died before they were born. She said the family kept an old oil painting of him in his pilot's uniform similar to the one he wore in his pilot's license.

"I just remember him from the stories (my mother) told and having that painting," she said. "It's bizarre."

My Great Aunt Peggy said her father enlisted in the Army at the start of World War I in 1917 and later became a pilot, delivering airmail. She brought along a picture of her father being presented with a watch from President Calvin Coolidge.

"He received the watch for, I think, having something to do with starting airmail service," My Great Aunt Peggy said, noting her father died in 1948. His pilot's license listed his age as 46.

When Snyder found the license in early January, it was inside of a small black leather holder, which also contained a 1929 membership card to the Almas Temple Shriner's club in Washington, D.C., where Randall lived. There was no envelope or return address.

"It's important that everyone realizes this wasn't lost in the mail," Gonzalez said. "Someone found it and somehow it ended up mixed in with the mail in Baltimore."

Just how it got there, officials don't know.

"In my 36 years with the post office, I've dealt with about a dozen of these types of things," said Joseph Breckenridge, a spokesman for the U.S. Postal Service based in Atlanta. "It's not common, but it does happen."

Breckenridge said the post office has received lost driver's licenses and old letters. For some reason or another, people use the post office as the lost and found, randomly dropping them into collection boxes.

It took Snyder almost two months to track down Grant. After several phone calls, Internet searches and help from co-workers and the District of Columbia American Legion, Snyder finally located her.

Why did Snyder go to such lengths?

"I'm retired military and I'm interested in aviation-type stuff, so I took an interest to it," Snyder said. "A family heirloom such as this is something to be treasured forever and passed down to generations to come."

First of all, what a very, very nice guy. Thank you Mr. Synder!

My mom told me stories growing up about “Pop-pop” & “Nana” since she and My Nana (Grandmother) had to move back in with her folks after her divorce. (Yes Virginia, divorces happened back in the old days.) The most idyllic times of her childhood were spent in that house. He was quite a guy.

What funny is the number on his pilots license: 115. He trained with LaGuardia in the Italian Caproni Bomber. Dawn of aviation indeed.

Yep, The Pope’s German.

Brewery Sends 185 Gallon of Beer to Aficionado Pope Benedict XVI.

Transubstantiate the body of Christ into Pretzels and they’re set.

Yes, I know. One ticket please, straight down.

Oh, Do Calm Down.

Everyone seems to be in a tizz about Kurt Busch’s little tantrum last week and the lack of monetary or points penalty.

Of course these are the same people who bemoan the loss of “colorful figures” of “real race car driver” of eras gone by and who hold up the Yarbrough/Allison fight as one of the greatest moments in NASCAR.

Hello!?!

Was any one hurt? Did he wreck anyone? Did his “choice words” end up on a national broadcast? Who the fuck cares then? He got told he was being a child, that’s all the attention it deserves.

Onto Richmond!

(For some reason that phrase always makes me expect a cavalry charge.)

NASCAR is off to Virginia this weekend and a great race. The 8 car has been steadily gaining in races and that’s what I am happy with. I have no concerns about where Dale starts and so don’t worry too much about the Qualifying.

Of course, my lazy butt is sitting on the couch at home. I’m sure the guy behind the wheel has concerns. Best of luck to the Bud Team Saturday during both events!

The 38 hasn’t had the best of times here in the past. Here’s to a great finish at Richmond at last.

As always best of luck to the 6!

I happen to like the impound rule for the most part, though I will say I am getting a tad annoyed by the schedule changing this way and that every single race. I swear one of these days I’m going to pull up NOL and it’s going to be “Practice, Race, Qualifying.”

Anyway, it promises to be a great race and I hope everyone has a safe, successful and fun time!

"Well Lady, I must say. You're my kind of stupid." ~ Mal Reynolds.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Tid Bits

Kingdom of Heaven Addendum
First of all, there is one little deviation in Kingdom of Heaven that I forgot to mention that while it does not detract from the film in anyway, I thought folks might find interesting.

When Balian says his oath as a knight, Geoffery hits him “So you’ll remember it”. Knights were struck as part of the initiatory ceremony, but it wasn’t to remember their oath. It was the last time a noble or knight could strike them without risk of reprisal, so it was kind of a ceremonial “Good Bye” to their role as an underling. Depending on the culture and how well the prospective knight and the lord got on, the “buffet” could be a light cuff to a full round house. There are several accounts of knights being knocked flat on their ass by it.

Was I Not Just Talking About This?

Denver Rounds Up Pit Bulls To Be Destroyed

These aren’t even dogs in the pound or on the street. These are owned animals taken from their homes and killed.

Fuckers.

Was I Not Just Discussing This As Well?

Pastor Accused of Running Democrats Out of Church

As Chandler and his wife drove out of the church's parking lot followed by a police escort, about 40 of his supporters walked out as well, with many saying they were resigning their memberships.

"I'm not going to serve with the ungodly," an angry Misty Turner declared.

But Maxine Osborne, 70, and among those who stayed behind, had a different view of what had transpired.

"A lot of these young people had not been in the church more than a year," she said. The Chandlers "brought in a lot of young people, but they also brainwashed them."

Members said the troubles had been simmering since last fall, when Chandler endorsed Bush and denounced Kerry from the pulpit — saying those who planned to vote for the Democrat should "repent or resign."

Tensions escalated last week, when several members said Chandler called a meeting of the church's board of deacons and declared his intention for East Waynesville to become a politically active church.

Anyone who did not like that direction was free to leave, Chandler said — a statement that caused nine members to walk out.

Many of those who opposed Chandler's leadership said they agreed with the pastor's positions on abortion and other hot-button religious topics, but disliked linking those beliefs to specific political positions and candidates.

"If we wanted politics, we would stay home and watch it 24 hours a day on TV," said Charles Gaddy, 70. "I like Chan. He can preach a good sermon. I just wish he would keep some things out of the church."

Frank Lowe, 73, a leader of the members who left the church in opposition to Chandler's leadership, said, "I think his duty was to preach God's word and let the people sort out what they want to do."


Sounds like the opposition had the right idea here. "Render unto Ceaser..." and all that.

Chandler supporter Rhonda Trantham, 27, saw no problem with Chandler's approach. "If it's in the Bible, I believe it should be preached," she said.

I would love to have someone point out to me in the Bible where it says that Democrats are "ungodly" and that voting for Bush is a requirement of personal salvation.

*rolls eyes*

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

That an' Th'Other...

Social Not-So-Security

I haven’t touched the social security debate simply because I do not feel I have the economic knowledge to argue intelligently about it. All I knew was that sending those funds to a wildly fluctuating stock market sounded like a very bad way to ensure the security of the nation’s elderly. But this little animation is very illuminating:

Social Security Debate Simplified

Yeah. Why is there a cap on social security contribution so that the wealthy don’t contribute as big a percentage of their income as the middle to lower class?

Abu Ghraib Trials.

Is it just me, or should Jerry Springer be presiding?

While I agree that the people currently on trial are being forced to throw themselves on their swords for their superiors, the trials are revealing that they were a truly fucked up bunch.

What If We Threw a War and Nobody Showed Up?

In April, the Army missed its recruiting goal for the third month in a row, short by nearly 2,800 recruits, or 42 percent off its target.

And for the first time in 10 years, the Marine Corps missed its recruiting goal for the last four months....

"This recruiting problem is not just an Army problems, this is America's problem," he said. "And what we have to really do is talk about service to this nation — and a sense of duty to this nation."


With all due respect to danger and horror that American troops have to deal with everyday over there and that fact they are doing a job we won't, the problem is that nobody, at least nobody with a brain, belives that what is happening in Iraq is protecting American people. It may be protecting the Iraqi people, but recent events have shown that a great many of them don't want our protection. But what is happening there has nothing to do with national security whatsoever. American citizen are not safer for what is happening in Iraq and in fact the invasion may have placed tham at more risk by inflaming anti-American hatred. The abuse the military has put the troops through doesn't exactly help sell a military career either. Not only the cuts in benefits to families and veterans, but we are looking at the longest average tours of duty since the Civil War.

I'm sorry if the Military and the Adminstation are reaping what they sowed, but America's citizens did NOT create this problem, her politicians did. Perhaps it's time to start sending those recruiters to Crawford Texas to sign the Bush girls up. Or maybe, just maybe, it's time to start seriously thinking of an exit strategy.

Pressure From the White House on GOP Senators Opposing Bolton Nomination.

Damn straight principles are on the line: The principle for a senator, a man or a woman, to make a choices independent of improper influence. The principles of checks and balances. The principle of making appointments based on qualifications rather than political loyalties.

Like I have said before, this is the single most openly corrupt administration the country has ever seen.

It behooves every man who values liberty of conscience for himself, to resist invasions of it in the case of others: or their case may, by change of circumstances, become his own. ~ Thomas Jefferson


Or...

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent. ~ Same Guy

Monday, May 09, 2005

Of Race Cars and Kings

Good Job to the Bud Team this weekend! :D WAY to GO! in the pits and WELL DONE!! to Dale for staying out of trouble in a track that creates more than it’s share. I read the race report and was glad to hear Dale was so happy with the car. Slowly but surely, DEI progresses, sometimes not fast enough for the fans (I admit getting frustrated myself sometimes), but they will get there in their own time, in their own way.

Good run for Mark despite his spinout and impressive save. He only lost 2 spots! Dayum. I think people better keep an eye on Mark this year because that guy is hungry for it in ways the Young Guns can never imagine.

Wanted to cuff Todd Parrott for putting a full round in the track bar of a third place car just before the sun went down. Too bad for Elliott. :(

Mikey and Jeff Green. Well, that was entertaining to say the least but given Michael’s completely stunned reaction to Green putting him into the wall, not surprising. Missed why Kurt Bucsh got called into the hauler until the next day. Now that’s one of the times I would have liked to have the in car audio at home. *chuckle*

Hendricks-schmendricks, the guys everyone has to catch up with is Roush. Congrats to Biffle on another win and to the Lady in Black for getting the last word.

I hope Darlington races continues to sell out and NASCAR keeps this historic track in the circuit.

BTW-Since Robbie Gordon didn't qualify with his engine, does he get to return it? ;) Golly, I hope he kept the receipt.

Kingdom of Heaven

I had the pleasure of seeing this Sunday and though it does not have the emotional impact that Gladiator did, it was a fantastic historical epic. Unlike many directors *cough*Fuqua*cough* when Scott shoots an historical epic, he actually goes for the history. He’s not quite as meticulously detailed as Peter Weir, but he always does make an excellent effort that allows me to enjoy the film without nitpicking.

(Unlike "Troy" in which I was twitching ten minutes into the film.)

As a film, it is quite good and definitely worth the hard earned dime to see it in the theatres. The story/plot is a good one, the characters are solid, though perhaps not incredibly compelling. Saladin is especially well done (a kudos to a man who probably had to compete with thousands of other Persian, Semitic and Arabian actors who would have crawled through broken glass for the role). The actors who play the roles are utterly spectacular with what they have been given. I mean, really. Liam Neeson and Jeremy Irons, how can you lose? The message of tolerance in the Holy Land is an integral part of the story but only once does the audience feel smacked over the head with it.

The only issues I had with it as a film were with Bloom’s character, which sometimes acts in a contradictory manner and is a little too tightly controlled. It would be nice to see the man emote a little more to draw us in. As an audience member, you felt everything Maximus went though in Gladiator, but not as much with Balian.

The battles are, of course, spectacular. Utterly. Completely. We get to see all the best aspects of seige warfare, including using a ballistae for what it was meant to be used for rather than spearing big ugly villans. And the trebuchets....*sigh* And the battles range in size throughout the piece to keep one entertained. There's a bit of exotic forbidden romance for the ladies and enough natual humor scattered throughout to keep one of the darkest times in both Western and Eastern culture breathable.

Now, how does this stack up to a historian?

Actually, fairly well. In broad terms Scott got the story right and the poetic license taken with the characters was something I could easily cope with for drama sake. I could find nothing glaringly wrong with the technology or costumes presented. He even got the medieval cogs and dhows right. About the only major flaw outside the realm of dramatic license with the story and characters, the film had was showing the Templars, the guys in white with the red crosses on their tabards, as subject to the King of Jerusalem. They weren’t. They were a monastic order with their own strongholds along the major pilgrim trails and answered only to the pope.

FYI. David Thewlis’ character is a Hospitaler, a similar order of knights, though less strict about the monastic part of it, answering only to the Pope. As you can imagine, both orders couldn’t stand one another.

The story covers the transition between the First Crusade and the beginning of the Second crusade, which is the most famous one for Richard the Lionheart and his chivalric nemesis: Saladin. The First Crusade was the most successful, if one can apply such a term to a mission that was completely co-opted. The original call to save Jerusalem came not from the Christians in Jerusalem, but from the emperor Alexis II of Byzantium, who was actually more scared of the Seljuk Turks who are running rampant over Middle East towards his capital than he is about getting Jerusalem back. He just figured it was a good ploy to get the Pope of the Roman Catholic Church involved. The problem is by the time the Crusaders got to Jerusalem, the Fatimid Moslems, under whom Jerusalem had flourished as a open city for all religions (though you did have to pay an extra tax if you weren’t Muslim) for several hundred years before the Turk showed up had regained control of the city. And they were just peachy, thanks.

Thank you for calling. Have a nice day.

After three years and tens, maybe hundreds, of thousands dead that was just not good enough. The Crusade became a religious war against all Moslems and the crusaders entered the city and slaughtered all non-Christians inside.

Over the entire course of the crusade, various leaders had taken and claimed various major cities/areas in the Middle East, establishing not a single unified Christian kingdom, but a series of small kingdoms called by historians as the Crusader States. (Any resemblance to the territories controlled by robber barons or warlords is completely coincidental.) By the time the movie starts, we are almost 80 years removed from that final conquest.

There was a Leprous king of Jerusalem at this time: Baldwin the IV who died at the age of 24. Despite his health, he was one of the most capable and honorable leaders the crusader kingdoms had ever seen and was held in high regard on both sides of the battle lines. His sister was Sibylla, wife of Guy De Lusignan. (The De Lusignans are an interesting family. Wherever you are, whenever you are, in the middle ages a De Lusignan pops up to make things interesting in a Chinese curse kind of way.)

However it was she who took the throne out from under the regent after the sudden death of her young son Baldwin the V and then crowned her husband Guy quite willingly. Guy was not an arrogant bastard hell bent on genocide, but something of a pushover who was easily manipulated by those around him.

Raynald however was severely toned down for the script because he was one of those characters that Hollywood could not have invented if they had tried. He was a nutcake, pure and simple. And nutcakes are hard enough to take in our daily lives, but a nutcake with an army is nothing but trouble. Contemporaries of his describe him as “a man of violent impulses, both in sinning and repenting.” kind of like a blood bulima. Utterly paranoid, he once had the Bishop of Antioch stripped, scourged bloody, painted in honey and left tied to a roof for a few days…just because he believed that the Bishop had said something nasty about him to a couple of his friends in private.

Neither Guy nor Reynald were Templars, who must take a vow of chastity, but Reynald did repeatedly attack Moslem caravans in defiance of the treaty, one of which was escorting Saladin sister, though that time Saladin ensured that caravan was well protected and she escaped. Guy actually attempted, weakly as pushovers do, to get Reynald to ameliorate the situation by returning the stolen goods, to which Reynald laughed openly and essentially told Guy to blow himself. He is pretty much the sole reason the Crusader States fell.

And he was killed by Saladin after Guy handed him the cup, which maybe confusing to some of the western audience. Moslem tradition is that if a person has eaten or drunk from your hand, they are your guest and fall under your protection. By Guy handing Reynald the cup, Raynald was not a guest and Saladin could kill him at his leisure, which was immediately. Guy did go on to be the court amusement at Damascus.

Saladin is the major power player in the region at this time as the one man who has unified the squabbling Moslem nations in the area against the crusaders. Saladin is a fascinating character to historians because it’s really hard to believe that someone that good was that successful for that long. Not that Saladin was a tolerant pacifist driven to violence. Heck no. His single goal in life was to rid his lands, whether they knew they were his lands or not (ie. the Middle East), of the Infidel. Period. And if he had to paint the landscape red to do it, fine. But while he was using a great amount of common sense to do so, he also managed to do so with a chivalric style that impressed even his enemies.

Once, in the time period that the movie happens in, Saladin had chased Reynald back to Kerak where it turned out the Reynald was hosting a wedding part for his stepson. Reynald's wife sent plates of the wedding banquet out to Saladin's tent. He was delighted and asked in what tower the newlyweds would be staying. He then refrained from bombarding the tower until morning. Once during a battle between King Richard and himself, when Richard was unhorsed Saladin sent him out another mount.

10 points for style, and upteen zillion for substance because he did drive the crusaders from much of the Middle East and held it for his entire lifetime.

Balian of Ibelin, our protagonist, was the man in charge of the garrison at the last stand of the Christian Kingdom of Jerusalem. Balian, known as Balian the Younger (Guess what his dad was known as? No, it wasn’t Geoffery) was perfectly legitimate (as well as older) and his family were players in the factional infighting between crusaders. The family seems to have been some poor knights (possibly Italian) making good as nothing appears about them prior to Balian the Elder making Constable of Jaffa. Good service earns him the Lordship of Ibelien and Ramla. Needless to say, Balian the Younger was not pumping forges in France but was watching and playing in the politics of the crusader states. One of Balian's elder brothers ended up with Ramla and Balian got Ibelien. Balian and his brother were in the anti-Sybilla/Guy faction but ended up in the disastrous battle of Hattien. From which he went to Tyre and there Saladin gave him permission to enter Jerusalem to fetch out his wife and children. Once there he relented to the people’s demand and took over the defense of the city (but not until writing a letter explaining and apologizing to Saladin for breaking his word, Saladin forgave him.) He didn’t hold the against Saladin's massive army for three days but for two weeks, and he did threaten to raise it and all the holy sites to the ground if Saladin continued his assault, and he was man enough for Saladin to take him at his word.

Though I utterly love the brief exchange in the film here, I doubt Saladin would have ever said such a thing. He was a good follower of Mohammed. In the deepest recess of his common sense, he sure as heck might have thought it though.

However, Balian did not win complete freedom for the people of Jeruselem. They had to pay their ransom out. Though Saladin did grant a thousand captives each to Balian and the Christian bishop of the city, Saladin’s bother freed a thousand as an offering to Allah and Saladin remitted the payment for the elderly. But 15,000 poor Christians ended up on the slave markets of Damascus.

As well as restoring the Dome of the Rock, Saladin also reopened the Church of the Sepulcher to Christian worshippers three days after he captured Jerusalem.

It would be nice to think of Balian just going off to have a well earned beer and fading into happy obscurity with the girl of his dreams, but he remained a player in crusader politics and even received a lordship from Saladin himself.

Thus endeth the First Crusade and as you can see, where Scott deviated he really didn't do so *that* much.

Adendum: There is one little deviation in Kingdom of Heaven that I forgot to mention that while it does not detract from the film in anyway, I thought folks might find interesting.

When Balian says his oath as a knight, Geoffery hits him “So you’ll remember it”. Knights were struck as part of the initiatory ceremony, but it wasn’t to remember their oath. It was the last time a noble or knight could strike them without risk of reprisal, so it was kind of a ceremonial “Good Bye” to their role as an underling. Depending on the culture and how well the prospective knight and the lord got on, the “buffet” could be a light cuff to a full round house. There are several accounts of knights being knocked flat on their ass by it.

Oh, and "Tiberius" was actually Raymond III of Tripoli, Lord of Tiberius, hence the name. I guess Scott thought "Reynald" and "Raymond" would get confusing.

BTW

I will say it was nice to see Orli kicking butt again. After seeing his work in LOTR and POTC one couldn’t sit through Troy without thinking, “Aw man, c’on. Orli can kick this guys ass!”

Friday, May 06, 2005

Cyner Nazis

I was tipped off by the IT department that the PTB at work were watching my internet usage, so I apologize for the delay as well as for the lack of links. I am literally zipping online to post this.

Still Delusional in Kansas

An article on the front page of Today’s L.A. Times, reveals the deeply flawed attitudes that enter into a legitimate debate in Kansas’ educational system among others: To teach Creationism in school or not?

In the article titled “Evolution isn’t a Natural Selection Here” Kathy Martin, a member of the state board of education, is quoted as saying, ”Evolution is a great theory, but it is flawed.” said Martin, 59m a retired science and elementary school teacher who is presiding over the hearings. “There are alternatives. Children need to hear them…we can’t ignore that our nation is based on Christianity and not science.”

That would be the same nation that Thomas Jefferson

“Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity."- Notes on Virginia, 1782

“But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg."
- Notes on Virginia, 1782

"Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because if there be one he must approve of the homage of reason more than that of blindfolded fear."- Letter to Peter Carr, August 10, 1787

Benjamin Franklin....

"When a religion is good, I conceive it will support itself; and when it does not support itself, and God does not take care to support it so that its professors are obliged to call for help of the civil power, 'tis a sign, I apprehend, of its being a bad one." - in a letter to Richard Price. October 9, 1790.

"Lighthouses are more helpful than churches."

“God grant that not only the love of liberty but a thorough knowledge of the rights of man may pervade all the nations of the earth, so that a philosopher may set his foot anywhere on its surface and say: This is my country.”

George Washington (who was kicked out of his church for refusing to pay the tithe)...

“Religious controversies are always productive of more acrimony and irreconcilable hatreds than those which spring from any other cause. I had hoped that liberal and enlightened thought would have reconciled the Christians so that their [not our?] religious fights would not endanger the peace of Society.” - Letter to Sir Edward Newenham, June 22, 1792)

Thomas Paine...

“I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of...Each of those churches accuse the other of unbelief; and for my own part, I disbelieve them all."

John Adams...

“Nothing is more dreaded than the national government meddling with religion.”

“Thirteen governments [states & former colonies] thus founded on the natural authority of the people alone, without a pretense of miracle or mystery...are a great point gained in favor of the rights of mankind.”

“How has it happened that millions of myths, fables, legends and tales have been blended with Jewish and Christian fables and myths and have made them the most bloody religion that has ever existed? Filled with the sordid and detestable purposes of superstition and fraud?” - Letters to F.A. Van Der Kamp 1809-1816

Created?

In the sense that Western Society has been dominated by Christian culture and mores for at least a thousand years, then we can say America is a Christian Country, as is every country in Europe, North America and most of Central and South America due to the inherent values or equality, justice and charity Christianity has imparted to Western Culture. But the 2nd Continental Congress did not, in anyway, want Christianity to dominate the American political scene and went far out of their way to avoid it.

The L.A. Times article goes on to say that the Kansas Board of Education has two proposals on the block:

“The first recommends that students continue to be taught the theory of evolution because it is key to understanding biology. The second proposes that Kansas alter the definition of science, not limiting it to theories based on natural explanations.”

That Creationism and Intelligent Design are alternative theories to Darwin’s and others evolutionary theories are by all means correct. I know that California has never shied away from teachers presenting Creationism as an alternative theory and my college Anthropology professor did so conscientiously. I do not think that they should be excluded from school in the slightest, as long as the proper amount of time is given to the theories which have the most archeological and biological support, which, so sorry to say, is Evolution and it’s permutations.

However, what Kansas is doing is going too far. They are trying to push this as a religious agenda and doing so stupidly. Never give a man a gun unless you know how he is going to use it. There is no guarantee that the teacher will confine his or her “unnatural science” to Christian Creationism. If he or she wants to teach UFO Theory and Von Dankien in their classrooms, they now have the leeway to do so. By opening up the definition of “science” in such a way, they not only have opened the door to Creationism and Intelligent Design theory, but to a Flat Earth, ESP, phrenology and Paranormal occurrences.

In short, welcome to Spoon Bending 101.

This is the kind of idiocy that happens when politicians, rather than scientists, start making science, especially when it is based on religion.

“Now the conservative Christians expect to get things done and they expect politicians they backed to deliver for them, said John Green, director of the Bliss Institute of Applied Politics at the University of Akron in Ohio. “In cases where they have more influence, such as the Kansas school board, they’re going to do it themselves”...In 1999, the board of education, then dominated by conservatives Republicans, voted to reject evolution as a scientific theory and erased most references to it from the curriculum.”

And people wonder why Blue States look at the Red States funny.

People wonder why most of the rest of the world is laughing at us.

The voters in Kansas showed their protest to the “Evolution ban” in the next round of election that cleaned house, but it happened again during the gay marriage debate as ministers and priests mobilized voters to the polls to ban gay marriage.

This is the very essence of what the Founding Fathers, who all were well steeped in the Enlightenment, were trying to avoid: Church Dominance of the State.

NASCAR Goes To The Lady in Black.

Best of luck to the Bud, M&M and Viagra teams at Darlington this weekend!

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Doggy Talk – Dealing With Aggressive Breeds

For many years I fostered dogs, over the course of the last decade about a dozen. In the course of dealing with my own pets, my fosters and the dogs in foster programs I became familiar with a variety of breeds but one type of dog usually showed up at my door more than any other: Pit Bulls. And why was that you might ask? For two reasons: One, the civic animal shelters here in California have an automatic kill policy when they pick up a Pit Bull and two, an overwhelming predjudice against them. Most no-kill shelters refuse to deal with them and even many people in the dog world think the worst of them.

The pit-bull, the most hated and feared animal in suburban America. Number one target on local humane societies "To Be Destroyed" lists. I've listened to every B.S. excuse under the sun, but the fact of the matter is, thanks to a bunch of ignorant owners and sensationalistic press, the populace looks at this dog as if it was evil incarnate.

I will be realistic and fair. Dog attacks are tragic, and if they involve children, often fatal. Pit-Bulls are aggressive dogs, just like Rottwielers, Doberman Pinschers and Chow-Chows. The only difference between those breeds and the genetically nebulous "Pit-Bull" is an American Kennel Club registration. Making the Pit-Bull financially within reach of the inexperienced pet owner who isn’t quite as serious about dog ownership as someone who will lay out 600$ or more for a Rottweiler puppy.

What most people don't understand is that dogs are not human beings. Even the people that are fond of pointing out that animals are not human seem to have a problem grasping this concept when encountering interspecies relations. They expect dog to understanding things that they simply cannot. Dogs cannot learn or comprehend things that even a two year old human children can because some things are just outside their capacity of understanding. They are canis familiaris, and they can't think outside that box. To them, there is the territory and the pack to be lived in, loved and defended. Like humans who do not realize that animals think differently, dogs do not understand that humans think differently from them. They just see a strange smelling two legged dog. Dogs don't understand the concept of "grounding" or punishment meted out for infractions of two hours ago. Dogs don't inherently know the difference between your sneaker and a rawhide bone, it's all just leather. Unsocialized dogs who spend little time with human beings will not know the difference between a visiting nephew and an intruder in their backyard. Dogs who only see the family will be frightened of and aggressive towards anyone who is a stranger. Dogs who never see the outside their property will revert to basic animal "fight or flight" responses when outside their comfortable environs. To put a modern term to it, animals are far more "hardwired" in their behavior and thought patterns than humans are. The best human beings can do the get dogs to adjust to our lifestyle is to begin within their intellectual framework and work outward with routine and simple commands.

Sadly, in the past, most people looking for a Pit-Bull were not experienced dog owners. Oh, they may have had dogs, but they did not understand how to train animals and how important that was about to become. There are many aggressive breeds of dog, some of them ones most people wouldn't think of. Siberian Huskies, Rhodesian Ridgebacks, Akitas and Shar-peis, who were bred for exactly the same purpose that Pit-Bulls were; to kill other dogs in the pit (the extra skin was bred in so that even when another dog has a grip, the Shar-pei can still turn and bite it's attacker). All dogs are conscious of their place within the pack, but the more aggressive breeds will try and move up the ladder of social standing, especially the males. In a human household, this means challenging the head of the family. The trick at this juncture is how to enforce the position of command, while maintaining a trusting relationship between the dog and owner. This is not something for people whose only experience is feeding the family golden retriever in the back yard when they were growing up. For the uninitiated, these can be a very frightening and frustrating moments that usually ends up in a subtle loss, resulting in a rebellious animal that will resist training and acts as "doggy" as he pleases or worse, continues to challenge what he perceives as the head of the pack for dominance. The usual result of which the animal is relegated to the back yard and is seen once or twice a day with feeding and watering. The dog sees no one, goes no where and does not understand human beings as much as his humans don't understand him.

This is why hitting an aggressive dog doesn’t work. Not only are you not communicating what the dog is doing wrong, you are simply reacting to his challenge as if you were another dog and the two of you are in a fight that the dog thinks he might possibly win rather than establishing your complete mastery over him and the situation. I have my non-violent techniques for dealing with a challenge from an aggressive dog. However, since I am not a professional trainer who methods are well tested in a variety of situations, the best thing to do is go to your local Pet Smart or PetCo or whataveyou and take a training class and get advice from the pros. (I could tell you what I do and on the off chance it doesn’t work and you get mauled, you could sue my butt. I’d like to avoid that.) What I can tell those of you interested in any aggressive breed of dog is TRAINING (with its twin sister: CONSISTENCY. By being consistant with the rules of the house, you maintain your status as the leader of the pack) and SOCIALIZE, SOCIALIZE, SOCIALIZE. From the very beginning have lots of friends over, take the puppy to friend’s houses, go to a dog park regularly like every week at least, take an obedience class. Get the dog used to strangers and other dogs so that it will not automatically perceive them as threats.

DO NOT TRY TO CREATE A GUARD DOG. Dogs do not “get off work”. They cannot differentiate between their job and being a pet. This is why you don’t go up to Police K-9 units and pet the puppy. The dog is not just working, but a worker and might misconstrue your approach as a threat. Most often the only people to adopt retired police dogs are the officers they served with or retired K-9 officers who fully understand how to handle the dog. (Even then things like this can happen.) If you get a dog and train it to be aggressive, most likely what will happen is that it ends up being aggressive to everyone. Guard dogs are working dogs that need to be trained by a professional and handled differently than pets. Unless you have the Hope Diamond in your house, you probably don’t need one anyway. Most of the time the mere presence of a dog on the property is enough to make thieves go look for easier pickings. When my sister and her husband bought their house, the gentleman who sold them their security system told them that houses that have the “Firemen! My pets are inside! Please help them out!” stickers on their windows, even after the pets had passed away or the house had changed owners, have a lower occurrence of break in. The sticker alone was a deterrent.

I have spoken with breeders of American Staffordshire Terriers, the main genetic stay of the Pit-Bull breed, and they have all said the same thing. These dogs must be with the family. They thrive on "pack contact", and suffer and become unstable if ostracized long term. Pits follow you around the house like a shadow. When you sit down, you have a foot warmer. If you went to the bathroom, they would sit outside the door and whine. I can imagine how lonely and desperate for affection they would be if left to the back yard. I can imagine how frightened they would be if they ever got out from that prison.

Think about it; barring television, if you didn't leave your house for most of your life, and then escaped to encounter traffic for the first time, how would you react? Now magnify your sense of hearing and smell and dim your vision. Now think seeing all these odd beings who are much bigger than you. Be pretty darned scaredy wouldn't it? And this is usually is the circumstance of pit-bull attacks. Neglected dog escapes yard and feeling threatened by people he's never seen before, in a place he's never been before, he attacks someone. Not so un-understandable. Despite our evolutionary advantage over dogs, our first reaction to the unknown is still fear.

Most people do not help matters by their reactions to the leashed and well behaved Pits they encounter. Many people shy away with a "OhMyGawd! It's a PIT BULL!" (yelling, that's a great way to keep the situation calm *rolls eyes*) and I have seen people go as far as to kick them or throw things at them when they are simply walking by on their leash. As if by being antisocial or violent to them, they will stop the dog from becoming antisocial or violent. The only rational response to such behavior I can think of is to say, "DUH!"

People who own the dogs involved in attacks usually should have never had the dog in the first place. Two 100 + lbs Canary Island Fighting Dogs in an apartment? That right there shows how responsible that owner was (why hadn’t the local animal services done anything about this?). But does that mean the dog itself should not exist? Because by legislating a systematic genocide through our county and city animal shelters, that is what we are saying: The animal should bear the burden for our sins. How arrogant of us! We sit and debate the ethics of genetic manipulation when we've been doing it for millennia to other species and won't take responsibility for the products. We create German Shepard's that can't walk, Pugs who can't breathe, Bulldogs who can't give birth and an entire breed of dogs we now are trying to destroy and we think we're capable of making the correct decisions about human genetics? HA!

The fact of the matter is, we created this breed, now we must deal with it. And shoving them all into the euthanasia room at the local animal shelter is not the answer. If we wish to admit the mistake and eliminate the breed, a sad end to a dog who is loyal, energetic, smart and playful, then required sterilization is an acceptable answer. But the problem doesn't end there, what of the thousands of Pits left to wander the streets of our nation, or the thousands of people who generously devote their time to try and save them? Most Pit-Bull rescue programs are overwhelmed with dogs; unplaced puppies, dogs saved from abusive homes or abandoned. They take these dogs in, get them sterilized and healthy, and, if needed, rehabilitate the dogs into family pets. These dogs are not evil or human killers by nature, but simply are. I would very much like to see a study of the different breeds of dog involved in attacks. I think the numbers would surprise some people. Pit-Bulls have been maligned and neglected for over a decade and they desperately need the public's understanding and assistance.

First I ask for people to make sane choices when getting a new dog. If the only pet owning experience you've had are Retrievers, don't jump into a Rottweiler or other aggressive breed. Second: Train, be consistant with the trianing & house rules, and socialize. Everyone who gets a puppy of any breed (even chichuahuas, chihuahuas can actually be cool dogs if they are treated like canines rather than stuffed animals or fashion accesories) should be doing this, but it is beyond imperative for owners of aggressive breeds to do so. Second, I ask for the media to stop with the sensational headlines involving Pit-Bull attacks. If the media insists on playing up dog attacks, I would like to see ALL dog attacks covered (And there is a shit zu in my neighborhood who has bitten several people, including children. I don’t see a media inflamed lynch mob coming for him). Third, please help the local No-Kill shelters and adoption agencies. All those folks you see every weekend at your local pet store trying to find good homes for dogs and cats, help them out. Donate time, donate money, donate bags of pet food, just help them. They are deluged by animals and need all the help they can get. If you have a specific breed that you love, find the local chapter of that breed's rescue service and help them with time and money.

Useful websites:

A very informative and useful page on dog bite for both non-owners and owners.

It includes this list about how to prevent dog bites/attacks:

Dangerous situations:
~invading dog's territory
~threat to dog's family
~threat to dog
~jealous dog

~Blog Note: I will also add a dog loose on the street without it’s owner nearby. You have no idea what that dog’s history is. If they are socialized or not, if they are aggressive or not. If you are like me and hate seeing stray dogs, try to call the dog to you but do not try to chase after or corner it if it runs away. I’d bite too if someone did that to me. Notify the local ASPCA of the loose dog in your neighborhood.

You must be careful to avoid:
~approaching or bending over dogs especially if they are lying quietly
~approaching them immediately after entering their territory
~teasing or waking them
~playing with them till they become overexcited

Blog Note: The best rule of thumb when dealing with strange dogs is not to try to approach them period unless the owner has introduced you.

Ten rules DO NOT:

1. hold your face close to a dog
2. allow dogs to roam unleashed
3. approach a strange dog
4. tease a dog
5. startle a dog
6. disturb a dog that is sleeping, eating, or caring for puppies
7. leave a small child and dog alone
8. omit vaccination of a dog
9. leave a dog alone with strangers
10. ignore the warning signals of aggressive behavior:

(Blog note: How to read a dog can be found here. I will note that growling and snarling are usually the very last warning signs a dog gives shortly before attack but there are more subtle warning signs they give off before that. The stiff body posture is usually a give away.)

A Threatened Dog Often Bites:

~ Never run from or scream at a dog.

Blog note: Do not let you children try to hug a strange dog either.

Lemme explain these in order:

Running from them. Think about back when Fluffy was a wild animal. Wolves run in packs to run down large animals like deer and tear them to pieces. That's why many dogs chase cars. By running from a dog you can trip this genetic programming.

Screaming at them (and yes that includes children). For the most part, dogs do not communicate verbally. They may bark or howl in what they perceive to be a dire situation or out of boredom (“Hey! Is anyone out there?”) and some dogs get loud competing for attention in a loud household, but the most part by nature they are quiet animals. Loud noises can scare them.

Hugging dogs. It’s been my experience that hugs are a simian thing that most canines have to get used to (certain lap dogs seems to have a genetic predisposition towards it). It is not natural for them (and indeed, why would it be) but they recognize it as a form of affection and tolerate it from their family/pack members but don’t like it. Getting up in their face is a threat/challenge to a dog, not to mention a stranger trying to hold them could be seen as trying to capture/control them, and a child’s misguided attempt at affection could become tragic.


Do not challenge the dog by staring it right in the eye.

Blog Note: They are quite serious about this. It is challenging to them.

Be as still as possible if approached by an unfamiliar dog.

If a dog knocks you over, roll into a ball and stay still.”

Additionally:

A little test that helps one identify that best breed of dog for their lifestyle, not definitive, but a good starting place

Breed Rescue Organizations

You can check on the Internet for No Kill Shelters and dog trainers in your area.

Monday, May 02, 2005

My Big Fat Hairy Talledega Race

Well...that was frustrating.

Granted, Jeffey-Pop had the car, there simply was no way around that, the guy could move up without using the draft. Everyone else was racing for 2nd place.

Up until the end, the 8 had a great run. What the car didn’t have the driver did and it was an impressive performance. There were a couple decisions that I as an armchair crew chief question, and obviously all the best laid plans of Bud and Napa oft go astray, but whatever he lost he pulled that car back up there and I am impressed. Congrats to the Dale Jr. the entire Budweiser Team for a good job and cracking the top ten in the standings! It's been a slog but you're making it. *Applause*Whistles*"Whoooo!"*

And Good Going Elliott!!! A fantastic run for the 38 on a plate track. After teasing him last week here in my blog, I feel bad because that 7 time roll over from a couple years back gets so much play Elliott is in danger of becoming the “Agony of Defeat” guy for Fox sports. But a 5th place finish should start shutting people up.

Dear Jamie McMurray, you’re driving a race car at 190 mph. Indecisiveness is simply not an option. “Should I push Jr. or Gordon, Waltrip or Gordon, Stewart or Gordon?….etc. ” Jees-Zus! I wanted to smack that kid.

Now, I think the confluence of Dale Jr.’s bump, Mini-me’s sliding up the track and the pinch put on the 4 from the outside wall (I forget who that was) were the three fronts that created the Perfect Storm that was yesterday’s Big One.

(That took Mark Martin out…”They killed Marky!” “You Bastards!”)

How-Ev-Er, with all due respect to Vinyl...the Mini-One on lap 186, combined with the wrecks at Bristol and Phoenix, are a blatant repudiation of the media’s touting that Jimmie Johnson is the best thing since sliced bread. Not that I am saying Johnson is a bad driver, but he is something that many better drivers are not: nervous in traffic. He always has been. It was so blatant, I noticed that about him just as I started getting interested in the sport. He gets nervous, he gets twitchy and his car control goes.

“The someone was sliding up into me” he whined after the wreck. Now from the playback I saw, Johnson had a good foot to 18 inches side clearance before he went into that wall and if you don’t believe me, just realize that there had to be enough space between the two cars for Johnson to come down the track hard enough to smack the 8 sideways. Had he been pinched, he couldn’t have gotten the momentum off the wall. He lost car control.

Like I said, I’m not saying he’s a bad driver; he just isn’t what the media has been making him out to be: God’s Gift to Racing. Like I said last year, if JJ wins a championship at this point, it will be because of Chad Knaus, not Min-me’s driving ability. In the meantime, it’s time for his boss to take him aside and have a few words with him.

P.S. I am growing very envious of Dale Jr. ability to sleep anywhere, any time.

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
“Yer on TV.”
*head snaps up*

I can’t even sleep on a plane. *chuckle*

The Joys of Cable

I spent the weekend house sitting my Robbie-Gordon-Fan-Friend’s greyhounds and therefore got the use of her big screen TV with Dish Network. So I finally got a taste of the joy of the Speed Network. *rapturous sigh*. Unfortunately, taking the pups to the dog park, I missed out on their pre-race coverage of the Aarons, but I did get to absorb the ambiance of “Victory Lane” and “Wind Tunnel”, as well as catch up with events in the rest of the racing world.

I also got to catch some of the rain delay for the Busch race and some of the race itself, and even bigger hairier mess. It was very cool to see how close a community that is. I really do think it is time for someone to tackle an ethnographic study of the racing world….and their pets.

And Mikey does a pretty good Sterling. ;)

But all this had to be squeezed in around gorging my long denied desire for South Park. Still one of the funniest shows on TV. It’s like the Simpson’s on crack. South Park doesn’t just kill the sacred cow, they grill it up and eat it for breakfast with Spotted Owl sauce.

Thank God for Irreverence.

The only blot on the was having to sit through upteen million replays for the “Girls Gone Wild” dvds. I mean it. Upteen. Million. And as good as I got as using the recall button between Comedy Central and the Speed Channel or Fox, I could not help but catch the commercial in it’s entirety as I flipped back and forth, which shows how many times it played given that the damn thing is over a minute long.

Now, future extortion material for big corporate executives aside, what the hell are these girls thinking? I’ve done some alcohol-induced silly things in my time. I distinctly remember exiting a party by riding two blocks on the hood of my best friend's '72 Camaro. But none of them involved taking my clothes off.

Now for those of you (guys and some idiot girls) that like to argue/get defensive/fool youself, “but they’re just expressing their sexuality, their sexual freedom from inhibitions/male control” No they are NOT. That a very comforting fiction, like "all strippers are just working their way through med school". They’re drunk, doing what guys ask them to do so that they can get on camera or get the attention/positive feedback of the men in the room. That’s quite the opposite of sexual freedom. It’s slavery. As these these girls are willing to/feel they must share it with whomever in order to get attention or love or simply feed a really crappy self-esteem. In essence they are selling their sexuality in exchenge for emotional feedback. It's not about looking sexy, it's about looking sexy because you need that kind of attention or feel that that is the only way you can get attention from people.

The gal who tells guys to go blow themselves when they suggest she flash them in a bar or infield or wherever is the one who is in control of her sexuality. She is the one that has true confidence in herself, not just her body. She’s the one who waits to find the right guy whom she can really be relaxed and uninhibited with to get wild and nasty with behind closed doors. That’s what real control over your sexuality means: That you do not yield to either positive or negative pressure of any kind from anyone. That you choose who you want to share it with, be that with one person or ten, independent of anyone else’s input.

Besides, from reports of male friends the distinct trend I have noticed is that women who use sexuality to garner attention have put so much external pressure on sex that they really do not enjoy themselves during the act. “Dead fish” was the usual post-cloital review, at least for women in the younger twenties. (Most of them have grown out of that by their 30's.) Yeah some of you gals may swear that you fuck like a porn queen and perhaps you do, but are you really relaxed and enjoying yourself when you have all these heavily advertised expectations to live up to with some guy you don’t really know or trust? Gals need to back up off trying to be Beyonce’, Britney Spears and Jenna Jameson rolled up in one package and just relax and be themselves. You have more fun that way.

And trust me, guys are a lot more sexually excited/fulfilled by real enthusiasm and lack of inhibition than they are over image and technical ability. At least any of them over the age of 21 are.

Nor does anyone commit such acts to permanent record. Not unless she is Paris Hilton during a career lull or said person wants to permanently traumatize his or her grandchildren after their gone. Every generation believes they invented sex, it’s in the best interests of civilization to let them continue believing that. ;)

O.k. rant over.

(Dear God, I hope my Dad isn't reading this....)

Speed was also replaying the first three shows of Mikey’s Charity Poker Challenge, which was really fun to watch. I will never sit across a table from Benny Parsons and Dale winning on that 7/3? Yeah if I was Vickers I would have died to. Poor Elliott is simply too nice/honest to play poker at that level and do you ever get the impression that Mikey is just the perpetual geekey younger brother of the Cup community?