Kip's Commentary

80% Attitude by Volume. P.S. All original comentary and content Copyright 2005, 2006 :P

Name:
Location: Somewhere, North Carolina, United States

“Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot.” ~ D.H. Lawrence

Monday, October 30, 2006

Wrap Ups

Atlanta

Great race, let me first say Well Done! to Dale Jr. for bouncing back from Martinsville. I wasn't sure he could shake that one off, but when he blasted out of the gate to take the lead early (and when he didn't roll over and succumb to trouble mid-way through) I knew everything was cool in his head...Relatively. ;)

Mark Martin title chances have fallen out for good. Ever the Eeyore, Mark gave up on it two races ago, even if the sentiment of a majority of NASCAR fans had not. It's been a hell of a ride Mark and and we'll miss seeing you in action in Cup.

Elliott Sadler, snake bit indeed. What the hey?

"Where the Party's Are" in a microcosm.

In response to the NSA “Warrentless Wiretapping” bill coming up for vote, I wrote letters to all three of my representatives. G.K. Butterfield (Congress-D), Richard Burr (Senate-R) and Elizabeth Dole (Senate-R). Here are the letters I have received from Butterfield and Burr. I have not heard from Dole yet.

I have looked over Butterfield’s voting record and while there are many things he has voted for/against I do not agree with (such as for the "Endangered Species Amendment", and against the Education Appropriations bills) I can see where he is coming from. He represents a farming region. Ergo, many of his votes are very conservative (and that's the classically conservative) in trend. He is, however, also following the Dem-Trend of turning away from the Bush administration when only it was clear Bush was no longer enjoying popular support.






On the other hand, Burr is a complete tool.

"The President says... According to the Administration...the President has maintained....I believe the president has as his primary goal the safety of American citizens and he takes this duty very seriously to defend both our safety and our freedoms."










It's the lack of independent thought that disturbs me. This wasn't "I looked over the legislation and it looks fine for *thus* reasons..." This is "The president says it's O.K. so it must be..."

So much for Checks and Balances.

Remember what I said a long time ago about "faith based governance"? Looks like Burr needs to believe in his president a little less and in the Constitution and the American people a little more.

They are after all, the ones who sign his paycheck.

And I don't think I need to remind anyone here about the "It's just a piece of paper..." quote.

My problem? Only Butterfield is up for re-election and he isn't running against anyone. :P

Let's Take a Break, Shall We?

Since everyone is getting inundated night and day with politics by the mainstream media, I think I am going to take a political sabbatical until November 8th.

Unless, you know, something really heinous happens, like another Constitutional Amendment goes down.

Perhaps I'll throw in some historical stuff to allow folks some head space in between attack ads.

P.S. Mamograms hurt like Blazes! Owie!

Labels: ,

Thursday, October 26, 2006

So While I am Pulling an All-Nighter....

Here's some assorted stuff...

I Told You He Was Going To Blame the Iraquis...

Bush Is Reassuring on Iraq But Says He's 'Not Satisfied'

President Bush declared yesterday that the United States is winning the war in Iraq despite the deadliest month for U.S. troops in a year, but he added that he is not satisfied with the situation and vowed to press Iraqi leaders to do more to stabilize their country on their own.

Of course, he's trying to deny any implication that his developing timeline bears any resembelance to any timeline that has been suggested before.

Rep. Ike Skelton (Mo.), Levin's counterpart in the House, said Bush needs to define his benchmarks for progress. He said he proposed goals to Bush a year ago. "I recommended that for every three Iraqi brigades that were fully capable, that we'd redeploy one American brigade." In response, Skelton said, the president wrote back that his recommendation "was too rigid."

And he just can't get away from that Iraq = 9/11 bulllshit, despite his own denial months ago.

"Absolutely, we're winning," Bush said. "Al-Qaeda is on the run. As a matter of fact, the mastermind, or the people who they think is the mastermind of the September the 11th attacks, is in our custody." He then circled back and seemed to make clear that he meant the United States is winning in Iraq specifically. "We're winning, and we will win unless we leave before the job is done. And the crucial battle right now is Iraq."

Or delusions I see.

Meanwhile the GOP has simply slipped off into the deep end of the disassociatative pool.

Democrat win 'would mean higher taxes and spending'

A Democrat victory in next month's mid-term elections would jeopardise effortsto contain government spending, put upward pressure on taxes and undermine ­America's ability to negotiate free trade agreements, Rob Portman, the White House budget director, claimed on Wednesday.

So says that party who's complete control of both houses of Congress and the Exectuive Branch has resulted in a declining middle class and an 8.5 billion dollar defict.

"If you look at Republicans vs Democrats, there is a very clear delineation now, unfortunately, on trade. The Democrat leadership is against trade agreements. I don't mean Nafta and big agreements – they seem to be against them all."

That's funny, because wasn't it Clinton that pushed through all the Humanitarian concerns to create a trade agreement with China? (It's one of the things I am not happy with him about.) Democrats hate all trade agreements now? Well, this shows that Obama voted in favor of the U.S. Oman Trade bill. Hillary voted for the Oman and the Singapore bills. Kerry voted for the Oman, China and Africa free trade bills.

It seems that the only trade agreement these Deomcrats all had a problem with was CAFTA...

Hmmm.

I guess the idea that CAFTA may just suck isn't something the Bush adminstration is prepared to comtemplate...

I think the perfect rebuttal can be found here. (Tip o' the chapeu to Jade.)

And Now for Something Completely Different.

New James Bond Out in November.

Between my Dad and my brothers I was raised on Clint Eastwood and James Bond. I never saw a romantic comedy until I was 17 and that "When Harry Met Sally" which set the bar so damn high I'm not interested in most "date flicks".

Action and SciFi. That's my movie going game. So the explosions/car wreck-illed commercials look great to me. I do like the rare wry acknowlegement (I think the only other time was Lazenby) that James Bond changes. We, of course, all saw The Rock, so we know what happened to Connery's Bond. I think Moore's Bond retired to be a towel boy at the Playboy mansion and I suspect Lazenby was mugged by a New York teen. Dalton's Bond probably died doing something darkly self-destructive masked as heroism (as the Book Bond would do) and Brosnan's Bond....finally did himself in trying to have sex in a wicked sports car driving through the alps.

So now we have a Blue Collar Bond .

With Craig we're back to England again. Here I was hoping from someone from New Zealand. Connery=Scotland, Moore=England, Lazenby = Australia, Dalton = Wales, Brosnan = Ireland. Just NZ, Canada and a variety of Carribean Islands left are left to complete the Commonwealth.

But it looks like Craig is taking Bond back to the books, which is what Dalton was trying to do. Whether he was successful or not we shall see, but I look forward to it.

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?

I'm Nicola Tesla! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!
Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

What Kind of Funny Are You?

I tested as....





the Prankster

(47% dark, 38% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN COMPLEX LIGHT


Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test


Ashton Kutcher??

The Pilot Report

Human Bathing.

It's daily. It's voluntary.
What's up with that?


And...

Cat Attack!

The big grey kitty is SO MEAN!
All I did was sniff!

Labels: , ,

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Martinsville & Titus

Martinsville

Great race, just watching the schizophrenic standings was fun in and of itself ("He's eighth, now he's first, now he's fifth!"), but the race was pretty darn entertaining as well. Lots of lead changes and some interesting moves through some pretty hairy situations. Given the near record 18 cautions (and you could hear the tension in the booth whenever Bestwick mentioned they were getting close, in “Shut UP, man! You’ll jinx it…” sort of way), there was surprisingly little damage.

“He’s mine.”

Oh, that it could be so Denny, but Jimmy Johnson went ahead and proved me wrong by winning and putting himself back in contention. This, combined with Jeff Burtons engine failure, has proven that Brain France was right. As much as we all may bitch and moan about the "playoff format" of the Chase, between first and seventh place is less than 100 points. It’s going to be most anyone’s ballgame up until the very end.

Mark Martin has…well, I guess the only way someone in Mark’s position, and as high strung as Mark is, could survive this situation is to throw one’s hands up and go along for the ride. Part of me is disappointed because like many others, I would really like to see Mark Martin win the championship at last, but there’s another part of me which understands it completely.

Dale Jr. Well, if there is one thing about Dale is that you never have to rub anything in. He’s smart enough and honest enough to admit when he’s screwed up (getting overeager resulting in a spin out), most importantly to himself so he can learn from it. It reminds me, in my odd random way, of Kipling’s Law of the Jungle from the Jungle Book (the book, which is a rip-roaring adventure story for all ages, not the saccharine hash-up of Disney which is for small children) “One of the beauties of the Law of the Jungle is that punishment settles all scores, there is no nagging afterwards.”

He’s still one of the best drivers out there and he can bounce back.

Elliott’s day was, like last week: going swimmingly and then *ttthhhppbbbt*! Engine went to hell again. Well, I hope the engine department is as kind to him next year as they are being the Kasey right now.

The Rest of My Evening

After slamming my head against Russian for a couple hours, I took a break and caught Christopher Titus’Norman Rockwell is Bleeding” stand up on Comedy Central. Folks, it's dark, it's disturbing and it's funny as hell. Granted, this originally came out in 2004 and so most people have probably already seen it, but I hadn’t. I have not laughed like that in a while.

"The Los Angeles Times states that sixty-three percent of American families are now considered dysfunctional. Good. 'Cause that means when Armageddon *really* happens, thirty-seven percent of this population is going to *lose their minds*. "Oh my God, the world is over!" Us sixty-three percent? We're going to go, "Hey... there's no one watching the Lexus dealership…"

I do hope Mike has seen it, or if he has not he should. As should any of the other 63% of us who've missed it before now.

Pilot is in the pushing-herself-around-the-room-on-her-back stage....

Labels: ,

The New Definition of “Stay the Course”

About this time last year:

October of 2005

“Kerry is not the first Democratic senator to call for a phased pullout. In mid-August, Russell Feingold (Wis.) set December 2006 as the end date for a significant U.S. military presence in Iraq. Both Kerry and Feingold are weighing presidential runs in 2008.

Sen. Carl M. Levin (Mich.), ranking Democrat on the Armed Services Committee, recently suggested developing a timeline for a contingent withdrawal plan designed to give Iraqis more incentive to take control of their country. His counterpart on the House Armed Services Committee, Rep. Ike Skelton (D-Mo.), has similarly suggested bringing U.S. troops home as Iraqi forces build.”


And in November of 2005:

Today, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) Backed The Call For Withdrawal Of Troops. "'I will be supporting the Murtha resolution,' Pelosi said of Murtha's resolution calling for withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq at the earliest practicable date." ("Pelosi Backs Murtha's Call For Withdrawal From Iraq," Reuters, 11/30/05)

Today, Senator Russell Feingold (D-WI) Reiterated The Call For An Artificial Timetable. "'We need leadership, and we need a policy on Iraq that includes a flexible timetable for completing our military mission there, so that we can focus on our national security priority - defeating the global terrorist networks that threaten the U.S.' ... In August, Feingold put forward December 31, 2006 to help jumpstart the discussion of a target date to complete the military mission there." (Sen. Russell Feingold, "Statement Of U.S. Senator Russ Feingold On The President's Speech Today," Press Release, 11/30/05)

Representative Murtha (D-PA) Has Said There Must Be An "Immediate Redeployment Of U.S. Troops." REP. MURTHA: "My plan calls for immediate redeployment of U.S. troops consistent with the safety of U.S. forces, to create a quick reaction force in the region, to create an over-the-horizon presence of Marines, and to diplomatically pursue security and stability in Iraq." (Rep. Murtha, Press Conference, 11/17/05)

To which Bush responded:

"Setting an artificial deadline to withdraw would send a message across the world that America is a weak and an unreliable ally. Setting an artificial deadline to withdraw would send a signal to our enemies - that if they wait long enough, America will cut and run and abandon its friends. And setting an artificial deadline to withdraw would vindicate the terrorists' tactics of beheadings and suicide bombings and mass murder - and invite new attacks on America." (President Bush, Remarks On The War On Terror, Annapolis, MD, 11/30/05)

Well, folks, guess what?

Yesterday, it was leaked that the White House was going to set an "artificial timetable" for the Iraq people to achieve sectarian peace.

That’s right folks, it took them 3 years to come up with a plan to stabilize Iraq.

“Details of the blueprint, which is to be presented to Prime Minister Nuri Kamal al-Maliki before the end of the year and would be carried out over the next year and beyond, are still being devised. But the officials said that for the first time Iraq was likely to be asked to agree to a schedule of specific milestones, like disarming sectarian militias, and to a broad set of other political, economic and military benchmarks intended to stabilize the country.

Although the plan would not threaten Mr. Maliki with a withdrawal of American troops, several officials said the Bush administration would consider changes in military strategy and other penalties if Iraq balked at adopting it or failed to meet critical benchmarks within it.

A senior Pentagon official involved in drafting the blueprint said Iraqi officials were being consulted as the plan evolved and would be invited to sign off on the milestones before the end of the year. But he added, “If the Iraqis fail to come back to us on this, we would have to conduct a reassessment” of the American strategy in Iraq.


Mind you, they are not threatening troop withdrawal…yet, so the Iraq Government has no reason to actually do this because they can rely on American troop presence to maintain their own safety, but hopefully it will help the GOP in the polls in a couple weeks, right?

I mean, sure the American Republicans will look great for asking the Iraq Government to disarm all the sectarian militias with a tiny police force that is either in collusion with militia groups or constantly under threat for their lives. That way if Bush pulls the troops out, it’s not his fault for getting us into this mess with no fucking clue, let alone a plan, on how to conduct a peaceful reconstruction of Iraq….

It’s the Iraqi’s fault for letting him down.

Love the way the administration passes off blame while taking credit for someone else’s ideas, don’t you? I mean, it’s elegant in it’s weaseling hypocrisy as the Bush adminstration desperately tries to squirm out of admitting they were wrong.

(No, Bush can’t do anything right when it comes to Iraq because this should have been done at least two years ago,. Actually it have really been done before we even went in.)

“The plan also moves the administration closer to an idea advocated by many Democrats, who have called for setting a date for beginning phased withdrawals of American troops from Iraq as a way to compel Iraq’s government to resolve its internal divisions and take on more responsibility.”

Would this be the “Cut and Run” plan Bush likes to reference so often?

This is one of my favorites:

“But the surge in violence in Baghdad and other places recently has prompted consideration of even more far-reaching steps. An American official said that one proposed plan was to give the Iraqi Army the lead role in domestic security, downgrading the role of police units.”

Kind of like when Saddam was in power.

“Officials are also considering a timetable for the Iraqi Defense Ministry to have in place systems for paying, feeding and equipping its units, jobs that are still overseen to a large degree by American advisers and by contractors, some of whom have not performed well, officials said.”

Y’know, barring an accidental nuclear weapons drop, I don’t think it is possible for the U.S. to have fucked this up anymore we have.

So let get out of there and deal with some real threats/issues.

Iran

North Korea

(I don't know about Y'all, but I was vastly relieved to hear China sided with us on this. That was, I think, one of thew few non-vioolent options for getting Kim Jong Il to back down.)

Labels:

Friday, October 20, 2006

BOO! ~ Vote Early, Vote Terrified

O.K. I spent this week hip deep in Australopithecines, which hopefully garnered me an “A” on the exam. This weekend I will be neck deep in Russian and the Roman Republic for exams next week.

Things are getting pretty crazy.

So first of all…

From One Quagmire to Another

The GOP’s bin Laden add is amusing to no end, not only for it’s homage to Lyndon Johnson (since we all know how successful Johnson's war efforts were), but for the reason that despite the fact that they have been in control the entire time since the 9-11 attacks…

THEY STILL HAVEN’T CAUGHT THE MAN THEY ARE USING TO ADVERTISE THEMSELVES.

Does anyone find this obscenely distastefully hypocritically hilarious but me?

I mean, it almost lends credence to all those conspiracy nuts who believe the government created bin Laden to keep Americans afraid.

I don’t believe that, but I find it idiotic to the extreme that the Republican party expects the American people to vote for them while waving evidence of their naked incompetence in our faces.

If they are “out to kill us all”, as the GOP is shrieking to the heavens, why in the name of Gawd should we elect a party that has proven completely incompetent at stopping terrorism and has in fact, led the country into a war that has created more terrorists than ever before?

I'm not saying vote Democrat, I'm just sayin' don't belive the hype people.

AAAAIIIGH, THEY'RE OUT TO KILL US ALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

I ask again, when did we become the world's largest group of pussies?

Last week Our Beloved President said in defense of his blatant scare tactics, said “I'm going to tell you that there's an enemy out there that would like to do harm again to the United States, because we're in a war. And they have objectives. They want to -- they want to drive us out of parts of the world…”

Excuse me, can anyone tell me if there has been any point in our nation’s History where we haven’t had someone that wanted to harm the United States and, once we got around to expanding our influence beyond our borders, wanted to drive us out of parts of the world in order to establish their own influence?

Take your time, I’ll wait.

*cricket chirping*

….24 hours later….

*crickets still chirping*

Yeah.

That just sort of part of being a Nation.

There was once a wise man or woman who said, and I paraphrase vastly, “If you don’t have any enemies, you haven’t stood for anything.”* And in fact, I distinctly have this memory of growing up in a world where a large number of people wanted to hurt us and check our international influence, one of those huuuge nations and all it’s satellites….and they had a well-armed military and nuclear weapons...yeah…now what was their name again?

Yeah, the U.S.S.R. and the Communist Bloc, yeah that's right...

So you will excuse me if I am not squealing like a swine in fear, running to the polls to vote the way a commercial tells me I should vote because “They’re gonna get you if you don’t vote Republican!” just because the Republicans haven’t been able to stop a bunch of murderous thugs with improvised weapons and strategies yet!

(*It may be this quote I am thinking of: "A man's greatness can be measured by his enemies." ~ Don Piatt

Or..

"In order to have an enemy, one must be somebody. One must be a force before he can be resisted by another force.“ ~ Anne Sophie Swetchine

That’s going to bother me all night…

But here is another excellent quote about enemies:

“Our real enemies are the people who make us feel so good that we are slowly, but inexorably, pulled down into the quicksand of smugness and self-satisfaction." ~ Sydney Harris)

The Pilot Report

Is The World Edible?

Film at 11.

Hey, It's the #19!

I forgot to mention a Kudos to the booth last weekend on the vastly improved coverage of Elliott's car. It's nice to hear what is actually going on with him.

Labels:

Monday, October 16, 2006

Speaking of Dogs

The cops-without-guns-thing I respect, but this is simply rediculous.

It would probably be cheaper to mail out a postcard to everyone in London saying, "If you don't want to get bitten by a police dog, don't run from us. Thank you. London P.D."

Sunday, October 15, 2006

More Puppage...








The weather here has turned crisp, I love it...

Playing Catch-up

Soooo The Friday Before Last…

I was driving to school, when I saw this little girl running around an intersection. I pulled over and she ran right up to me, wriggling ecstatically. She was emaciated and covered in fleas. After a flea bath, I took her to the pound. Later found out that they do not adopt strays out, but automatically put them down after holding them for three days to see if an owner turns up. Pilot came home with me Wednesday. There is another animal rescue in the area that will put her up for adoption if things don’t work out, but so far so good.

I think she is a Boxer/Pointer mix of some flavor. Three months old but a rather placid nature so far. Very sweet and wiggly, big affection sponge. Bit of a puppy-nipper, but we’re working on that. She’s put on some weight and her energy levels are picking up, but she is pretty attentive and picks up training pretty fast (*knocks on wood*).

Generally, it's been a smooth introduction. Rutger has made his disinterest clear and she does not seem to want to push it much. He has the couch and the bed to proclaim his "I was here before you missy!"-ness from, so that is working out. The cats seem fine (Bastet has given her a swat or three), though one member of the feline contingent has made her feelings known...



She's about 5 and 1/2 feet off the floor here. Don't ask me how.








Then again, this is the same girl who...















Lowes

First of all, let me echo Mark Martin sentiments in praising the safety features and softer barriers that allowed Mark to climb out of that awful wreck under his own power. That was the kind of hit that everyone watching on TV automatically flinches everytime they see it: HARD.

It was a very entertaining race and congrats to Kasey Khane for his win. So sorry Elliott’s engine blew, he had a very competitive car there and it would have been so cool to see him finish in the top five. However, between his performance in the last 8 weeks and his teammate Kasey’s performance, things look very good for the #19 car in 2007. I’m looking forward to it. :)

Dale had a good day, struggling, but a good one, finishing 4th, bringing him up to fifth in the standings. Despite Mark Martin’s crash, he only dropped one place. Jeff Burton finished 3rd, widening his point lead and Jimmie Johnson came in second, which wasn’t enough to bring him into the top five.

1. Jeff Burton (#31 Cingular Wireless Chevy, owned by Richard Childress Racing)
2. Matt Kennseth (#17 Dewalt Ford, owned by Roush Racing)
3. Kevin Harvick (#29 Mr. Goodwrench Chevy, owned by Richard Childress Racing)
4. Mark Martin (#6 AAA Ford, owned by Roush Racing)
5. Dale Earnhardt Jr. (#8 Budweiser Chevy, owned by Dale Earnhardt Inc.)
6. Denny Hamlin (#11 FedEx Chevy, owned By Joe Gibbs Racing)
7. Jimmie Johnson (#48 Lowes Home Improvement Chevy, owned by Hendricks Motorsports)
8. Kasey Khane (#9 Dodge who is also the sponsor, owned by Evernham Motorsports)
9. Kyle Bush (#5 Kellogs Chevy, owned by Hendricks Motorsports)
10. Jeff Gordon (#24 DuPont Chevy, owned by Hendricks Motorsports)

Two rookies (Busch and Hamlin) and two veterans (Burton and Martin) make me happy. :D

Tracks coming up:

Martinsville (“The Paper-clip” at .5 mile it’s the circuit’s shortest track that is an elongated oval with concrete corners)
Atlanta (1.5 mile D, with an angular projection of the front stretch)
Texas (1.5 mile oval, one of the fastest tracks on the circuit)
Phoenix (a small track with a big track feel, 1 mile oval with an odd dog-leg on the back stretch)
Homestead - Miami (1.5 mile elongated oval)

From Jeff to Dale it’s only 106 points, meaning in the grand scheme of everything that can happen on the track, it’s still anyone’s ball game, especially since we’re headed for Phoenix which is a track Dale has won a couple times at. From Denny on back it’s and 136 points and down so I don’t think the guys outside the top five have a shot at the Cup. However, a lot can happen in five races, so we will have to see.

News

Well, obviously between the puppage and school I’ve been pretty busy so I’m not up on the news. TV wise it’s seem like this mark Foley thing is dragging on a HELL of a lot longer than it should. Folks, he was a perv and now he’s gone. Yes, it hilarious the “moral majority” party was the one protecting him, but really, with all the issues at stake that effect the country, let it go.

We'll be back to your regular daily outrage shortly. ;)

Now I have Biological Anthropology to get to...

Monday, October 09, 2006

Four Little Words

Talladega

Great race spoiled by a lousy finish. After driving through the big one, the race wound down to a long single file of cars winding the last laps down led by Dale Jr. with Jimmie Johnson either glued to his bumper or trying to lay back a bit to get a run on him. This is the kind of stuff people pay to go to races to see, especially with two guys in contention for the championship. In the final lap Jimmie stepped out to challenge Dale for the lead and his little teammate Brian Vickers (#25, also owned by Hendrick Motorsports), who had been pushing him tried to follow but hooked Jimmie’s rear bumper sending him into Earnhardt, wrecking them both while he sailed on to win the race.

The resultant "You little Prick!" was probably heard throughout my complex.

But. For a short time Brian Vickers achieved the impossible: He became the one driver even more hated than Kurt Busch. The “Boos” from the stands were very audible during his Victory Lane interviews.

I try at least to have some objectivity and say, “It was just a racin’ deal…” but that was just bogus. At the very least it's rookie-level incompetence.

But all the Chasers had bad days today and at least that doesn’t put Dale too far down to still try for the Championship. Jimmie, I think Jimmie is out. This is like his third “mulligan” in the Chase. I don’t think he is coming back from that.

Elliott days started out very well, moving from the middle of the pack to the top five by a ¼ of the way through, but then he vanished into the 30’s never to be heard from again. We don’t know why, he just disappeared.

What is with him and the guys in the booth? Does he have some sort of natural camouflage announcers cannot penetrate? Do his cars come with a cloaking device?

Prose

I have been gently reprimanded for my moments of more…embellished rhetoric lately. Granted, there have been some over-the-top moments, I’ll admit that, but then there has been a heck of a lot to be angry about and I get really, really sick of people waving the American flag in my face who so obviously don’t know anything about their own country.

Besides, I have professors telling me to break my writing down into short simple sentences all the time, here I can be as flowery as I wanna be. :)

But I will try to refrain from the more melodramatic verbage....

Romans

I think everyone has had a chance to get the riveting and revealing letter by the Marine in Iraq printed in Time.

Touching in it’s simple honesty, one detail leapt out at me…

“Highest Unit Re-enlistment Rate — Any outfit that has been in Iraq recently. All the danger, all the hardship, all the time away from home, all the horror, all the frustrations with the fight here — all are outweighed by the desire for young men to be part of a band of brothers who will die for one another. They found what they were looking for when they enlisted out of high school. Man for man, they now have more combat experience than any Marines in the history of our Corps.”

Now, I do not belittle these men and women’s reasons for reenlistment in any way. It is honorable, but I can’t help but think of Roman Legions.

Way, way back in the day, Roman legions were not reassigned as today’s military units are. A legion went out to the borders of the provinces and stayed there, twenty years or more sometimes. As men were killed or retired, they recruited from the local population of Romans and even native people’s. The glue that held these units together was the loyalty they felt for each other and their commanding general.

The problem? They were more loyal to their generals than they were to Rome. So whenever a general got it into their head that he could do a better job than the Emperor, he would pull the legion off the border and march on Rome, his troops behind him all the way. What did they know of Rome beyond the fact they weren’t getting paid on time?

“Screw the Emperor, our General takes care of us and we think he could do a great job taking are of the Empire!”

It destabilized the border, it destabilized the government. Granted, Rome withstood dozens of attacks/take-overs by such generals before she finally went kablooey. But in the end, it was one of the factors that wore Rome down.

What the Marine describes is possibly a similar dynamic: Troops long separated from home, with no one to rely on but themselves, being screwed over by their own government. Not to the same extent by any means, but we could end up with troops more loyal to themselves then the President.

Of course, at this point I think there are some people who would favor a military coup but I would rather not…and I doubt it will happen. Like I said, not nearly the same level of isolation the Romans had.

Just a thought.

“Biggest Outrage — Practically anything said by talking heads on TV about the war in Iraq, not that I get to watch much TV. Their thoughts are consistently both grossly simplistic and politically slanted. Biggest Offender: Bill O'Reilly.”

I wonder what Billy Boy is going to say about that?

In the end, I read letters like this and the exchange in the "Dispatches" area of Henry Rollin's website I posted last week and it really shocks and sadddens me. No one should have to live like this, ever. I realize sometimes it is neccessary for these guys to go through these tremandous privations, but if they must I would far rather it be from something that was just and valued. World War II, a world-wide conflict in which we knew we were in the right, lasted less than four years for the U.S. We're just passed the 3.5 year mark in Iraq.

Isn't it time we gave some serious thought to getting our people home?

Lott

Is he a racist, or just one of the biggest fucking idiots you have ever seen?

"No, none of that," Lott told reporters after the session when asked if the Iraq war was discussed. "You're the only ones who obsess on that. We don't and the real people out in the real world don't for the most part."

Lott went on to say he has difficulty understanding the motivations behind the violence in Iraq.

"It's hard for Americans, all of us, including me, to understand what's wrong with these people," he said. "Why do they kill people of other religions because of religion? Why do they hate the Israelis and despise their right to exist? Why do they hate each other? Why do Sunnis kill Shiites? How do they tell the difference? They all look the same to me."


First of all…Given the fact that thousands of Americans have died, tens of thousand Iraqis have died and the war is putting us trillions of dollars in debt, why aren’t the Republicans discussing it?

Or are they busy discussing how to get themselves re-elected again…

Two: Dear Mr. Lott, Civil Wars are kind of like that dipshit, put Union and Confederate soldiers in plain clothes and you wouldn’t be able to tell them apart either. Catholics and Protestants massacred each other like nobody's business during the Reformation, they were all white Europeans that were pretty much wearing the same thing.

What-a-maroon.

The Sunnis and Shiites have been at odds with each other for literally hundreds of years when the two groups split from one another over a question of succession a couple generations after Mohammed’s death. Eventually, they developed into their own versions of Islam. This article explains some of the details of how to they identify each other. (And if you think Muslims have a monopoly on grudges, just go talk to someone in Belfast about the British, or the Serbs and Croats about how much they love each other….hell, just go down to Georgia and say “Sherman”.)

The situation in Iraq is a particularly nasty one because the Ottoman Empire was Sunni as were many of the military personnel under Saddam later. Under the secular Ba’athist regime, they used their power to repress religion selectively, coming down much harder on the Shiites in the population than the Sunni's. So the Shiites have literally hundreds of years of violent repression they are lashing out against and are in "Never Again" mode while the Sunni's are terrified of reprisal and want their power back to protect themselves.

Arab Nations hate Israel because in 1948, Israel was carved forcibly out of the Nation of Palestine. Since then, Israel has reneged on almost every promise they made to rehouse the Palestinian people and been almost as antagonistic toward the Muslims (such as electing a man to be their Prime Minster wanted for war crimes by the Hague for massacring Muslims in Lebanon), as the Muslims have been toward them (such as the Six Day War).

Now was that so hard?

This is why wanting your elected leaders to be “simple folks, just like yourself”, as so many Americans did in 2000 and 2004, is a very, very stupid idea. Politicians control a lot more than a riding lawnmower and should be pretty smart, well-read and astute people. Anyone should want their leaders to be very intelligent, educated men and women who actually know and understand things because unlike you or I, their stupidity and ignorance gets people killed. Just like in Iraq.

The Bush administration runs around now saying, "Who could have known there would be a Civil War?"

Anyone with the slightest clue of Iraq's history, that's who.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Oh, It's Coming Fast and Furious Now...

From Yahoo News...

WASHINGTON - President Bush, again defying Congress, says he has the power to edit the Homeland Security Department's reports about whether it obeys privacy rules while handling background checks, ID cards and watchlists.

In the law Bush signed Wednesday, Congress stated no one but the privacy officer could alter, delay or prohibit the mandatory annual report on Homeland Security department activities that affect privacy, including complaints.

But Bush, in a signing statement attached to the agency's 2007 spending bill, said he will interpret that section "in a manner consistent with the President's constitutional authority to supervise the unitary executive branch."

White House spokeswoman Dana Perino said it's appropriate for the administration to know what reports go to Congress and to review them beforehand.

"There can be a discussion on whether to accept a change or a nuance," she said. "It could be any number of things."

The American Bar Association and members of Congress have said Bush uses signing statements excessively as a way to expand his power....


Remember that system of "Checks and Balances" so carefully crafted by our Founding Fathers?

Why doesn't our government?

...The last privacy report was submitted in February 2005.

Bush's signing statement Wednesday challenges several other provisions in the Homeland Security spending bill.


Bush, for example, said he'd disregard a requirement that the director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency must have at least five years experience and "demonstrated ability in and knowledge of emergency management and homeland security."

His rationale was that it "rules out a large portion of those persons best qualified by experience and knowledge to fill the office."


Hey Brownie, ya got your job back...

I rarely wish harm on any living soul, it's something I actively avoid, but there are moments I wish Bushie and Co. would just DIAF.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Cradle of Civilization Part II

Continued from previous post...

First of all, let me say that from my conversations with servicemen online and reading some of the stuff they have written, I believe the majority of American military personnel in Iraq's personal intent is to help the Iraqi people and that they feel the insurgents and al Queda operatives are stopping them from fulfilling that mission. I honor them, I honor their service in the name of freedom and goodness to the Iraqi people.

How-ev-ver.

The whole “We’re fighting them over there (Iraq) so we don’t have to fight them here (the U.S.)” is a load and the majority of both countries knows it.

Is Al Queda in Iraq? Hell, yes they are. They weren’t before. The extremist religious group wanted Saddam dead for his religious persecutions as much as we did for just being a dick. But now it’s prime recruiting ground. Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld’s policies have made America look like everything bin Laden said it was but given the ever-escalating number of terrorist attacks world wide, that is certainly not the only place Islamic zealot terrorists are.

We may be helping some Iraqui people, but we are certainly not stopping terrorism.

Another big misperception that the Bush administration has spread that I encountered last night is that there is a single one big group of “Islamofacists” who only goal is “Death to America!”.

Folks, I know 6th graders who can perceive more clearly than this. There are a bunch of terrorist groups, some are Islamic zealot extremists and some not. Even among to Islamic extremists, not all of them want to kill Americans. The wide majority of them would be perfectly happy if Israel was wiped off the face of the map. The thing is, Israel’s prime means of military support is…*points at us* and Great Britain, so I’m sure they are happy to side with al Queda to make things very uncomfortable for us in the Middle East. However, they do not necessarily follow the same al Queda command structure. They probably have command structures of their own with priorities and agendas of their own.

And that’s just the Islamic extremist groups. There are many different terrorist causes in the world. Trying to lump them all together under s single heading would be a mistake that could prove fatal.

We declared a “War on Terror”. The Bush administration is treating it like it’s a second Cold War. The whole “Democratic states don’t support terrorism” (even through we have ourselves) is just another word for “Domino Theory”. The Bush administration thinks if we convert the Middle East to American friendly democracies, all our troubles will go away.

(While their campaign contributors smack their lips in anticipation.)

The problem is terrorism is not Communism. Hammas and the Taliban are theocratic political groups that have used and are using terrorism, but terrorism is not their end goal. Terrorism is a technique, not an ideology. Columbian Marxists used terrorism, the IRA used terrorism, the ETA uses terrorism. It’s just a means to an end. The idea of a “Terrorist State” is a nonsensical unless you want to apply it to all aggressive political groups and call Germany in the 1930’s a “Terrorist State”. Several counties in South and Cental America could qualify as “Terrorist States”. We would now qualify as a “Terrorist State” under that heading.

Terrorism doesn’t have a tax plan. It doesn’t have an educational system. It doesn’t provide running water to people. It’s a form of behavior, not a socio-political structure. So how do we declare war on it?

The point of that behavior is not to be there when the guys with the tanks show up. Terrorism is highly mobile. As we sadly saw with Afghanistan, invade one country and they will simply move to another. Or several others. If it were possible that we could take over the entire Middle East, they would move into S.E. Asia. Or borrow a couple camps from the Chechnyans in the former U.S.S.R. states next door. Or run any number of other places.

Terrorism is a cancer, and you can’t excise cancer with a club.

If we are truly serious about the “War on Terror”, then we need to take the two pronged approach. Intelligence and diplomacy.

We need to beef our intelligence back up, we need to get more agents back on the ground and we need to work closely with other nation’s intelligence agencies to infiltrate and dismantle terrorist groups, or track down and either bomb or send strike teams in to take terrorists out. We need to attack their supply lines of weapons and money. We need to secure any loose nuclear or chemical material floating around out there and freeze their assets and the assets of anyone helping them. I understand this has been happening to some extent, but it needs to happen a *lot* more.

Then there is diplomacy. No one wants to hear this and every time someone says it they get called a “terrorist sympathizer.” We aren’t talking about terrorist themselves, but the groups of people they recruit from. We’re talking about reaching out to people before they cross that line into terrorism not by wading into their living room with automatic weapons, but by example. We know to show them democratic ideals work by maintaining them in our country and living a better life than they do. We need to take a look at how we have alienated the Middle East and lately, the Islamic World and try to find a middle ground so that the when the average Muslim on the street hears an al Queda recruiter screeching about how horrible the U.S. is thinks “Hey, they aren’t so bad. He’s full of it…” and goes back to watching football/soccer rather than thinking “He’s right. The U.S. sucks, where my IED?”

I quoted an article from the Smithsonian years ago about a report in Iran just shortly after we invaded Iraq. At the time, the journalist found the people of Iran very American friendly, despite Ahmadinejad’s claims to the contrary. “They tell us that America is to too blame for all our troubles, but we know better. I will always be friendly to Americans… provided they do not invade.”

Another issue is Islam itself. Many Muslim countries of the Middle East, including Saudi Arabia, declare themselves to be ruled under Shiria Law. This varies from country to country. In Indonesia and Pakistan it’s effect is limited to a few provisions in family law. In Saudi Arabia, the courts are ruled by the religious leaders who interpret the law. In Iran, you have the Ayatollah. The interesting thing I found when I was researching how women are treated under Shiria law is that there are parts of Shiria law that have no basis in Muslim religious texts. For example, in Jordan up until 1999 if a man discovered his wife or any female relative committing adultery, including if she was raped, was legal for him to kill her. This has no basis in either the Qu’ran or the Hadiths. So where did this and other “Honor Crime” penalties come from?

They came from the pre-Islamic tribal culture. They got folded into Islam by the religious and political leaders over the centuries. That’s where the illiteracy came in handy.

“The Prophet Mohhamded said this…”

“Er…” *flips open a Qu’ran*, “No he didn’t.”

“Shaddup!”


Sort of like how much of the Catholic dogma of the Middle Ages came into being. There is no basis in the Bible for indulgences, or even confession, but the somehow, there it was.

“God said if you give us money, you get to cut down on your time in purgatory…”

“Errr…” *flips open a Bible*, “Damnit, I can’t read Latin. Well, if you say so...


The thing is Islam is about 1427 years old. When Christianity was about 1500 years old, it was tearing itself apart with the Reformation. Maybe it’s time for Islam to go through something similar (hopefully less violent): A reformation to cut out all the bullshit and pull it into the 21st century. It can work, Indonesia is proving it. The problem is that Islamic nations in the Middle East face constant pressure from the outside, from the West, and that polarizes them and makes them cling to what they know, no matter how bad it is (see: people who still support George W. Bush).

Which brings us to Iraq.

Being lied to get us involved in the war there leaves a bad taste in one’s mouth to say the least., but having broke it, we bought it, as General Powell so eloquently said and now we have to decide what to do with it.

The problem I have is that I don’t think *we* can fix it. We have screwed up on so many levels there. There was Abu Ghraib and other heinous outrages. We did not train our troops to be an occupying force which has exacerbated an already confrontational situation. The rebuilding was a failure on two levels: Baghdad is still struggling to have reliable electricity city wide. We simply have not accomplished what we promised. And by employing America companies and American contractors, we have given the Iraqis no stake in the rebuilding process, nor any jobs. It was American civilian contractors who were the first targets of insurgent violence, something everyone seems to ignore but I think speaks volumes. We also took their jobs from them in the oil industry which is 95 percent of their economy, as well as 9 million dollars worth of missing oil and funds. Snatching people off the street, invading homes.

We fucked this up, royally.

And it’s not the soldiers fault, it’s the policymakers fault. The policies they instigated in Iraq have turned anything good we could have gotten out of invading Iraq into ash.

I don’t think the levels of resentment at our presence will allow us to building anything lasting there unless we plan to be occupying this place for the next 50 years, which is simply not a commitment I am willing to make with Iran and North Korea going nuclear, Afghanistan still stumbling next door and terrorism on the rise worldwide. There are far too many irons in the fire right now to make the level of commitment Iraq requires for the amount of time it requires. And no matter what poll you want to believe, the escalating violence shows pretty clearly that there is a significant portion of the country that wants us out of there.

And isn’t that what we were trying to give them, the freedom to make their own choices?

Can the current government survive us leaving? I have doubts. As we saw with the British experiences earlier in the 20th century, government imposed on the people from a foreign power, even if elected, doesn’t last very long and maybe it shouldn’t. Maybe we need to let them go, let them fight it out and decide for themselves. A government chosen by the Iraqi people is bound to be far more stable than anything we put in place, if only for the reason it won’t seem like a puppet government, and if they chose their own government, they have no one to blame for their troubles but themselves. They will learn that freedom is best treasured when earned, not given.

What we have to understand is that their freedom is to choose their own path. If they want to set up a theocracy after we leave, that it their right. If that path is Civil War it would be incredibly sad for the average Iraqi on the street, but they would hardly be the first country to do so. Maybe the country splitting up into three nations, Sunni, Shiia and Kurd, would be a good thing. The Kurds could have homeland at last.

I’m not talking about yanking everyone out tomorrow, I’m talking phased withdrawal. We’ve been training Iraqi troops for three years now and have only been able to hand over two provinces, maybe if we gave the standing government a timetable, they might get their act in gear. “As of January 1st, 2009, you’re on yer own…” Maybe if they didn’t think the America would be around to shore them up indefinitely, they might actually find a way to make peace with the factions and find stability enough to survive our leaving.

Something has got to change, because what we are doing right now is not working, for us and for them. If someone can come up with something better than this or “stay the course”, I would be very glad to hear it because if for one am tired of seeing the place where human civilization was born become the place where it may be going to die.

History: The Cradle of Civilization Part I

I’ve spouted off here and there in bits and pieces in this blog about the situation in Iraq but I don’t remember if I have put everything together. A recent online conversation made me do so for the first time in a long time and I though it worthwhile to write it all out for those here curious, or those making assumptions…

First let me whip you through a highly condensed tour of Iraq’s history so you can see where I am coming from. (Here is a site with a more detailed history of ancient Mesopotamia and a timeline for all of Iraq’s history)

Iraq is where human culture as we know it began. If you are a Christian it is literally the Garden of Eden. Right there at the juncture of the Tigris and Euphrates rivers and what is awesome is that there are people still living there who are probably for the most part, still living, or trying to live, the same lifestyle they were living before the Sumerian civilization kicked in.



Starting in the 4th millennia B.C. the Sumerian city states came and went in the area between the rivers. They built canals to channel the water to the fields and cities grew up around ritual centers, places that started with shrines that eventually became massive step pyramids. They invented writing to keep records and gave us the first literature. Each city-state had a patron God or Goddess and they went to war with each other much as Greek City States did 2000 years later. Until the an Akkadian named Sargon got ambitious in 2340 B.C. and stuffed some of the cities together into an empire, but that only lasted around 150 years. A little while later the Babylonian empire arose, which is the one discussed in the Old Testament so much and gave us the world’s first written set of laws (that we know of): The Code of Hammurabi. The Babylonian empire was taken over in turns by the Hittites, Assyrians and Chaldeans but they all seem to have been similar cultures and happy just adapting their culture to the pre-existing Empire (sorta like when the Goths took over Rome, they didn’t make the Romans become Germanic, they became Roman). Nebuchadnezzar was a Chaldean Babylonian.



In, 539 B.C. they were conquered by the Persians and they brought with them Zoroastrianism, which put to rest all the old Gods of Sumer.

And that, my friends, was the end of cultural self-rule in Iraq. They have not been on their own for any appreciable amount of time since. Unless you could Hussien as “self rule”.

They were conquered by the Persians in 539 and later the Persified Greek, Alex the Great himself in 331 B.C.. In 638 A.D. the Arab-Islamic conquest took place and in Year of our Lord 1466, the Turks took over. In the 16th century, Iraq became part of the Ottoman Empire.

The Ottoman Empire is pretty much the reason that the Middle East that maintained a great intellectual tradition during the Middle Ages and bore the West’s first colleges became the…I hate using the word, but “backwards” fits that we know today with an average illiteracy rate of 25% of men and 50% of women among Arab countries.

Now we get to the stuff that is affecting us today. During World War I, the Ottoman Empire collapsed and the Western powers, especially England and France, carved up the Empire’s Mediterranean holdings. Britain raced to grab Iraq’s oil fields in the North, despite a “Let’s Share” treaty signed with France day’s prior. C’est la Guerre.

England drew an arbitrary border about three disparate ethnic groups and called it Iraq. From 1917 to 1932, England nation built in Iraq. They, with T.E. Lawrence’s (yes *that* Lawrence) help created a Hashimite (Sunni) Monarchy and bicameral parliament and after getting them to sign a treaty very favorable to the English. Then they bombed the Kurds a few times and left. After a military coup or five brought an anti-U.K. group to power, the English reinvaded in 1941 to basically put every thing back in place.

Maybe France got the better end of the deal after all.

The government the British set up in lasted a whole whopping 17 years, in 1958 there was a revolution and Iraq became a Republic.

But since that republic was friendly with the U.S.S.R. that lasted a whole whopping 5 years when the secular Ba’athists held a revolution and set up a military dictatorship in which Hussein consolidated more and more power unto himself until he was *the* dictator by the 1970’s.

We all know what happened from there. We supported him in his conflict with Iran because we like secular tyrants over religious ones. (See: Stalin) Then he invaded Kuwait, threatened to kill George H. W. and George W. invaded in 2003.

And now here we are.

And what do we do about it?

To Be Continued...